Gone 2 Long (Number Five)

I Heard a Rumor

I woke up to a bell ringing. "What the fuck?" I whispered trying not to wake Five up.

"Wakey, wakey!" Klaus yelled. Still ringing that damn bell. "Eggs and bakey!"

I got up and looked out Five's door to see Klaus talking to Luther who was covering his bottom half.

"Oh, there's the man. Someone pulled a disappearing act last night. What mischief did you get into?"

"What? I didn't." Luther said. I looked into Luthers room like Klaus was and saw a naked woman! Oh no...he didn't...

"Oh, no? Maybe I should ask her. Hello." as he said hello he waved but with the hand with that goddamn bell. Luther went to shut his door.

"Oh, come on, don't be so shy, big guy. You needed it! Not a lot of ladies on the Moon, I assume. And all that...pressure resting on those big...hairy shoulders..." Klaus laughed.

"Klaus, enough."

"Wait. Was this, like...is this your...No way! Whoo! He popped his cherry!Now you're gonna have to marry her!" Klaus yelled.

"Yeah happy day Luther got laid! Now can you put down that damn bell Klaus." I said.

"Would you two keep your voices down?"

"Hey, you know, I remember my first...oh, no, I don't." I laughed. Of course he would forget.

"Klaus, what is it?"

"What? Oh, the...Uh important family business. Meet me downstairs, okay? And, Luther...No dilly-dallying, alright? Chop, chop." He said still ringing that damn bell. I slammed my head into the door way.

"Thank you Klaus for waking up the whole house." I heard from behind me.

"You're welcome. But you two are also coming to this family meeting." He said walking away.

"Five you're awake!" I said hugging him.

"Yeah but I didn't wake up pleasantly." He said annoyed.

"You got that right." I rolled my eyes. Five looked at me.

"Nice clothes." He said. "Ya know i'm pretty sure I got some just like those."

"Ahaha I got tired so I borrowed some clothes big deal." I said.

"No it's okay really. They look better on you." He said kissing my cheek.

"Thanks bub." I said and then kissed him. "Now lets go see what Klaus wants."

We walked downstairs to go see what Klaus needed to tell us. But he wouldn't say till Luther got there. Luther eventually trudged in hungover as hell.

"Here we go. This'll fix ya." Klaus said pouring Luther some coffee. But right as Luther picked it up Five took it from him. Five tried it and made a face.

"Jesus. Who do I gotta kill to get a decent cup of coffee?" Five said.

"Jesus." I stated answering his rhetorical question.

"Can we get started please." Luther mumbled.

"Anyone seen any of the others? Diego? Allison? No? Alright, then, this is the closest thing to a quorum...that we're gonna get. Now, listening up. There's no easy way to say this, so I'm just gonna spit it out."

I suddenly felt Ben's presence across from me. And I waved. Weather he waved back I don't know.

"Yeah. I conjured Dad last night."

We all just looked at him.

"You said you haven't been able to conjure anyone in years." Luther said.