Chika X You Yuri Oneshots

Drunk Chika X You

(A/N: A special thanks to omgitsonigiri for suggesting that I make this chapter! I hope I was able to make the chapter fun and entertaining. Also, this is another story where Chika and You are adults, but they finished college only a couple years ago, so their very young adults and just got married not too long ago.)

They had finally saved up enough money and bought their first house together a few months ago, so You had left her last job and finally started her career as a sailor. She had left for two months on her first sailing trip and was finally coming home after those two months were over.  She hadn't told Chika she was coming home yet. She wanted to completely surprise her!

She pulled her car into the drive way and got out of it. Then she locked the car up and walked to the door. She unlocked the door and walked inside the house. She looked around for where Chika might be. She saw Chika's car in the driveway, so she knew her wife was home. Even if she had only just moved into the house with Chika not too long ago, it still felt nice to be home.

She checked the kitchen first, no Chika. The laundry room, no Chika. Then she walked into the living room and gasped a little. The tv was on and playing a movie. The windows had curtains over them and the lights were off so the room was dark, but only lit up by the tv's screen's light. There was a bunch of food wrappers on the carpet... and then she looked at the couch. There her wife was, laying on the couch, wrapped up in a blanket, and... drinking.

You hadn't expected to come home to that, but she knew that living with Chika meant nothing would go as expected. She turned on the lights and walked fully into the room. "Chika-chan? What are you doing? It's only early afternoon!" She asked. It was way too early to be drinking. Chika saw You and paused the tv, then she got up and stumbled drowsily toward her.

"You-cha! Welcome home!" She said and went to hug You, but instead fell into her. "Thanks. Um, are you ok, Chika-chan?" You asked, she was worried about her wife. Chika started laughing "Of course I'm fine, silly!" She said. She clearly wasn't. "Are you drunk?" You asked. "Naaaah. Just excited you're home~!"  Chika said and laughed a little more.

You sighed and helped Chika back to the couch. "No more drinks for you. You're clearly really drunk!" She said. "No, no! Don't take my mikan juice!" Chika said loudly. "It's not even mikan juice! It's..." she looked at the bottle "I'm not even sure what you bought, but this isn't mikan juice." She said. "It issss though! Try some!" Chika said, then she rolled off the couch and just laid on the ground giggling.

You took a small sip of it so she wouldn't end up like Chika. It tasted bitter and terrible. There wasn't even a slight mikan flavor to it. She tried to bring it to the kitchen to throw it away, but Chika grabbed onto her legs "Yooooou-chan! Don't leave! Gimme back the bottle!" She begged. "Chika-chan, let me go please." You said.

"Nu! I wan ta drink more!" Chika complained. Chika wasn't very strong though, so You easily broke from her grip and put the bottle in the trash. Chika quickly hopped up and ran to the kitchen to pull it out of the trash "You-chan! You should be more respectful to bottles!" She said and hugged the bottle. "It's not a living thing, it's fine if I trash it." You argued. "But it is! The bottle hav feeling too!" Chika said then she made the bottle talk "I is happy ta be drank!" She said, but didn't even try to give it a different voice. She just moved it around. "See? Bottle-chan is happy now!" She added.

You was quiet for a minute. How was she supposed to argue with a Chika that was so drunk? Logic was clearly not an option now that Chika was using honorifics on a bottle. "How long have you been drinking this kind of stuff?" She asked. "All time! Haha!" Chika said and started laughing again. You suddenly got on idea. She ripped the bottle out of Chika's hands and poured it down the sink.

Chika watched and looked mesmerized. "It's like a waterfall!" She said and giggled. Once the bottle was empty, You rinsed it out with water, then she handed it back to Chika "Here, now the bottle doesn't have to be thrown away and you can hug it as much as you want to." She said and couldn't help but make her voice sound like she was talking to a toddler. Chika's eyes sparkled "Bottle-chan!" She said excited and hugged it again.

Then she opened up the fridge to reveal three more of the same bottles. "Since Bottle-chan is empty, I'll take one of her siblings!" Chika said and reached for another one. You quickly slapped Chika's hand away and closed the fridge. "No more drinks. You'll end up getting alcohol poisoning if you don't have it already!" You said. "You're no fun, You-chan! I'm going to go play with Bottle-chan then." Chika said and walked out of the room.

You followed behind her to see what Chika was going to do next. Chika just sat down on the couch and started watching tv again. You sighed again and sat next to her. A sad scene came on and Chika started laughing "Why they look sad? They need a Bottle-chan too!" She said. You shook her head and gave up on trying to reason with Chika. Then she suddenly felt a lot of weight against her side. Chika had fallen asleep. "Finally!" You said, sounding irritated and relieved at the same time. She ended up sleeping a little too.

When she woke up again, Chika was still asleep. She gently shook her "Chika-chan, wake up." She said. Chika grumbled and woke up, then slowly opened her eyes. She saw You and jumped back a little. She looked surprised. "Y-You-chan? When did you get home? Welcome back! You should have woken me when you got home!" She said and looked excited and happy that You was home.

"Oh, you were awake when I got home. You just probably don't remember. You sure are interesting when you're drunk, Chika-chan." You said and chuckled. Chika blushed a little and got embarrassed. "Ah, sorry! I got in the habit of drinking after work since I was lonely while you were gone.." Chika apologized, then she asked "How drunk was I?". "Enough to laugh at emotional movie scenes and not form sentences correctly. Also, you fought me on trying to throw the bottle full of whatever you've been drinking away and even named it." You said.

"I'm so sorry you had to come home to that, You-chan!" Chika apologized. You kissed her for a few seconds "It's alright, I should have let you know ahead of time that I was coming home." She said, then she looked down and saw the bottle laying in Chika's lap. "Oh, theres the bottle you named. Hi, Bottle-chan." She said and giggled. Chika blushed more and set the bottle on the ground, then she hugged You.

"Don't tease me! I couldn't control myself earlier today!" Chika whined. "Alright, alright. I'm sorry." You said and hugged her back. "I'm putting you on restriction from drinking while I'm home, ok? You can't drink anymore until I have to go sailing again, and don't drink so much when I'm gone." You said. "Awww... alright, I guess thats fair." Chika said. They were both smiling. It felt nice to be back home with a Chika that wasn't drunk.