This is a parody I guess... Not much of a story, but it's still nice.
My cousin gave me the song and asked to be turned into this.. So here we go.
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One thousand and three hundred years and going strong,
He's kissed so many girls besides his mom.
He's got a throw pillow from his time era,
He wears a f****** fez everywhere he goes.
I don't think this guys is on this world.
He thinks that just being fantastic should get him the girl.
So now he'll complain about how he thought it should be.
"Why does this always happen to me?!" (To me)
She's stupid pretty.
He's pretty stupid.
Lonely loser.
Chewing a fish finger.
Lost in the dark,
Trying to turn on the lights,
He just wants a companion,
She wants something to do tonight,
She loved him so much, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy...
So sorry Doctor, but better luck next time!
Human females just are complicated,
I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much,
So she's being stupid for finding another man,
She's human, you're the timelord of your own life,
But come tonight he's gonna think of you...
And he's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand
Hugging his pillow, crying to his TARDIS,
"That's the girl that was meant to be with me." (with me)
She's stupid pretty,
He's pretty stupid,
Lonely loser,
Chewing a fish finger,
Lost in the dark
Trying to turn on the lights
He just wants a companion,
She wants something to do tonight,
She loved him so much, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy
So sorry Doctor, but better luck next time!
What's the matter? Never had her,
Find another, hide your daughters
Suck up your pride, go with the ride
Sometimes you lose, she wants you, but do you want her?
(Move on) What's the matter? (let go) Never had her...
(She's crying) You'll be alright (better luck next time)
She's stupid pretty,
He's pretty stupid,
Lonely loser,
Chewing a fish finger,
Lost in the dark
Trying to turn on the lights
He just wants a companion,
She wants something to do tonight,
She loved her so much, he didn't notice,
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss,
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy,
So sorry Doctor, but better luck next time (x2)
(What's the matter) Wait. don't go!
(Never had her) I know we were meant to be.
(You'll be alright) One chance, please stay!
I guess... Someday you'll see him again in me...
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I hope you liked it.
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