The Soufflés That Got Burnt (Whouffle One Shots)

An Essay? More Like a Fanfiction

Soooooo. I know I haven't been updating. Real sorry. Writers block... But anyway! Here we are, new story, new day.

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"What's that?" The Doctor asked Clara once, bored as ever, waiting for her to finish her paperwork so they could fly off and save planets.

"An essay. By... Kaylee, remember her? She took my key and sorta went into the TARDIS?" The Doctor nodded and Clara skimmed the first part. "What..."

"Hm?" He looked and read the first part out loud.

"People tend to not say anything when they are in love. It's hard to admit it, especially after you become a bit uncomfortable with the person you love. But the Doctor decides to overcome his fear and say how he feels to his lovely companion Clara." Clara and the Doctor's eyes widened, surprised as ever.

"Is this... What do you call them... A fan fiction teenage humans write?" The Doctor asked and Clara nodded.

They began to read it but it eventually got a bit... What's the word... Intense? Yea, that's right. Their cheeks were red as blood, their minds working about this "fan fiction" a student made for them.

"We should stop." The Doctor said, taking the paper, but Clara took it back.

"I say we finish it. See how it goes." Clara replied and the Doctor sighed. She was the boss.

The fan fiction sorta umm... Sparked something. Made them start to realize and they did the exact same thing the fan fiction said... Word by word...

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"So! How was the story I wrote?" Kaylee asked Clara the next day and she was still in the day dream mode, still thinking about... Last night.

"Miss Oswald!" She said a bit louder and she went back to reality.

"Yes Kaylee?"

"How did it go?"

"How did what go?"

"You know." Clara sighed.

"I was going to give you detention for making this... Realistic fan fiction instead of doing what I asked you to do, but..."

"But what?" Kaylee asked, waiting for the answer she knew Clara would say.

"It became a bit realistic..."

Kaylee tries to stop laughing and catch her breath,"How...How realistic was the fanfiction?"

"Very..."

Kaylee bursts out laughing again,"Oh God! I can't breathe! This is so perfect!"

"Shush! Now go sit down before I give you a detention!"

Kaylee stumbles over to her seat and collapses down into it. Chelsea, the girl behind her, pokes her shoulder. She raises an eyebrow,"Why are you laughing so hard?"

"Because Ms. Oswald slept with the Doctor!" Kaylee says loudly. So loud in fact, that the whole class heard her. The whole class bursts out laughing.

"I'm going to kill you, Kaylee!" Clara shouts.