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13: The Not-So Lovely Tale of a Blackmailing Roommate

🎁 Blake Christian – Dec. 13, 2014 

   I honestly couldn’t breathe. Liam’s close proximity had my heart beating erratically and my eyes to widen. His eyes were still open, but only half because his gaze was set on my lips. I now had my normal clothes on the floor; Liam had basically pried them out of my hands before tossing them aside before placing his hands on my neck, thumb caressing my jaw line. I was in a daze.

   “What I want to know is do you need to kiss me?” He asked, licking his lips and because they were hovering over mine, his tongue had grazed my lips. He met my gaze and it was so intense that it made my heart skip a beat. My right hand was placed over his chest, feeling his heart beat quicken after he asked me that question.

   I was about to nod when the door flew open, a grinning Fae entered before seeing us and frowning. “Damn it, I thought you two would be making out by now!”

   A blush instantly attacked my cheeks as Liam stepped away from me. Oh my God, I almost kissed Liam Payne. And though he was the finest piece of – as Fae puts it – British crumpet I knew that I would regret it sooner or later because he would get on my bad side again not to mention that I would lose the bet I have with Fate.

   “I told you they weren’t kissing yet,” I heard Fate chide as Fae exited the dressing room with a ‘humph’, the door slamming closed after her. I shifted awkwardly.

   “Well, I’m gonna go change.”

   He throws me a half smile. “If you need help, you know where I’ll be.”

   Fate wouldn’t stop pestering me about what she had seen in the dressing room the rest of the afternoon and as well as this morning when I first woke up. I was already irritated because I couldn’t fall asleep, I kept picturing that moment again and again kind of cursing Fae that she ruined the moment, and now I had to deal with Fate and her pestering side.

   “I think I’ll try to avoid him at any given moment,” I tell Fate after she asked me what will happen between ‘lover boy’ – her words, not mine – and I. Simply ignoring her dramatic gasp, I placed my empty bowl in the sink before heading back to my room to change. However, before I could enter the hallway, Fate stepped in front of me.

   “You will not ignore him, Blake,” she says, arms spread out to block the walkway. I huffed, giving her a frown. Honestly, I could pick her up and move her because she was pretty light but then again, that would take work and I knew she was bound to cave and move because she’d never be late for work nor would she want me late.

   “You don’t have a say on what I do,” I tell her with a self-satisfied smirk.

   However, it dropped when she her own smirk appeared. “Oh, but I do. Do you not remember the picture I took of you yesterday? How would you like it if I posted it on everything social media?”

   Fate, though she didn’t like to admit it was quite tumblr famous, she has over two thousand followers on twitter and instagram, tons of friends on facebook and no doubt she’ll show the picture to my entire family as well as hers. I had no doubt in my mind that she would make that picture viral.

   Through gritted teeth, I muttered, “Fine.”

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(A/N): Well, they didn’t kiss but don’t worry, it will happen eventually and it will be amazing. But hey, at least Fate won’t let Blake ignore Liam like she does every time they have an intimate moment! Don’t you just love her? I know I do. Anyways, I hope you liked it!

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P.S. aye, look at that sexiness at the side/top x (it may or may not foreshadow something? oops.)