Dressing up as a neko maid
Natsume: *Looks at me* .......What are you doing?
Joske: Nya~ Welcome home, myaster~
Natsume: What.... The.... Fu-
Joske: I made sushi for you, myaster! *Gives him a plate with sushi on it* Here you go, myaster~
Natsume: Why do you have cat ears? And why are you wearing a maid outfit?.… And how the hell did you get into my appartment!?
Joske: I kiiiinda stole your key and made a copy of it.... *Giggles nervously*
Natsume: ...... You're in trouble.
Joske: Forgive me, myaster! I just wanted to suprise you!
Natsume: Oh, you suprised me, alright *Locks the front door* and now you're not getting away.
Joske: Nya! *Runs*
Talking badly about myself
Joske: Am I really that fat?...... *Looking in the mirror*
Natsume: What are you doing?
Joske: Natsume.... Am I fat?...
Natsume: Fat? What makes you think that?
Joske: A girl from class said that I eat like a swine...
Natsume: You don't. You're just a little sloppy. Also, does that girl have a death wish?
Joske: My cheeks are a little chubby... and my stomach is sticking out a bit...
Natsume: You're beautiful the way you are. I don't want to see your ribs and cheek bones, that's kinda gross. You're already skinny.
Joske: But-
Natsume: *Breaks the mirror* Don't look at that. Look at me instead.
Flirting with other people
Joske: Thank you, Ukyou-nii~ *Kisses his cheek*
Ukyou: No problem, Joske. I'm always glad to help.
Joske: *Smiles and walks away*
Natsume: *Grabs me and pulls me down on the couch*
Joske: *Squeeks* N-Natsume.
Natsume: What the hell was that about?
Joske: W-what?
Natsume: Don't play innocent with me. You were flirting with my brother.
Joske: N-no, I wasn't...
Natsume: I know when you're lying, Joske.
Joske: *Shivers*
Not giving him attention
Natsume: *Looks at me*
Joske: *Plays a game*
Natsume: Joske?
Joske: *Plays*
Natsume: Joskeee?
Joske: *Plays*
Natsume: What would you do if I was that game?
Joske: *Turns off the game* I'll turn you off~ *Giggles and runs away*
Natsume: You little- *Runs after me*
Teasing him
Joske: Natsume-kun~
Natsume: What is it?
Joske: I went to the store today and I bought some new stockings~
Natsume: ..... So?
Joske: And some new underwear~
Natsume: I see... *Looks at me* Wait, what was that?
Joske: *Walks away while giggling*
Natsume: Joske, come back here right this instant!
Not letting him help
Natsume: Joske, you need help.
Joske: No, I can do it on my own. *Smiles*
Natsume: No, you can't. Let me help before you hurt yourself.
Joske: I'm fin-Ah! *Falls from the chair*
Natsume: *Catches me* What did I say?
Joske: *Blushes* I-I'm okay...
Just a few random scenarios... I've been busy with school lately.
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Living with the Asahinas
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