Dani was in the locker room, holding onto her title as tight as possible.
Dani: The best in the world. Suck my colored dildo, Punk.
As Dani held onto her title like a child, waiting for the main event to come around, as the lights slightly dimmed to a dark red.
Dani: What the?
Jolene: Hello, bosslady.
Dani: BA!
Dani jumped up and saw Jolene was behind her.
Dani: No, if you want a title shot, get in line!
Jolene was on her stomach, holding up her face with her hands.
Jolene: Nahhhhh. I was thinking something else, Le Phoenix of Dark. I want to prove a point. And what better way to do it, then go after the beautiful and smart, but egotistical and delusional coo.
Dani: What do you want?
Jolene: I was thinking I'd face you this Friday. But not just any match. I say, we take it to the streets. You know in le fight of the street.
Dani: A fight of the str- you mean a street fight?
Jolene: You get it! I don't even want the title on the line. I just want you, the ring, a referee and plenty of items to VANQUISH you with.
Dani went silent before looking back at Jolene, who moved Dani's hair out of her face.
Dani: You got your match.
Jolene: YESSSSSS, this Friday it'll be the Twisted One Vs Le Nuggey Of The Dick!
Dani: The what?
Jolene: Sleep soundly.
Jolene suddenly disappeared and the room went back to normal with Dani sitting back in her chair, not knowing what the hell happened.
Dani: She needs help.
The camera cut back into the ring.
Alexander: The following contest is scheduled is a tag team match scheduled for one fall and it is for the EWI World Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, weighing in at 228lbs, Chrissssss JERICHO!
Chris stood on the ramp, tapping his foot as he waited for Becky to come out.
Alexander: His partner, from Dublin, Ireland, The MAN, BECKYYYYYY LYNCH!
Makayla: At one time, it would be impossible to think these two would be a team, but anything can happen in EWI!
Casey: Hell yeah!
Chris and Becky walked down to the ring, with Chris rolling into the ring and holding the ropes open for Becky. Both posed on the ropes before they were interrupted by the music of the Upper Power.
