Ghost. {Sabo x Reader}

Dancing In The Moonlight.

Your eyes scan each and every one of the barstools inside the booklet that Luffy had given you earlier, your kitchen walls are currently a lime green colour which compliments the olive-wood counters nicely. 

But there doesn't seem to be any stools made of olive wood with lime green seating, there is olive wood with beige-coloured fabric for the seating, however that won't match so you're struggling to make a decision. Your teeth nibbling thoughtfully on your thumbnail as you dial the number inside the booklet, Thatch seems like a helpful man so perhaps you can compromise with him. 

Where's Sabo anyway?

You haven't seen the blonde since he forced you to take a lie down on the new sofa and make yourself comfortable, which is very easily done with this kind of material, it's like laying on top of a cloud.

He's probably searching for food, known him.

You hadn't thought a ghost would even eat, let alone eat as much as Sabo does, his stomach is like a bottomless pit but somehow, he still has abs. He must have worked out a lot before he died. 

"Hello, Captain Furniture, how can I help?" A pleasant voice rings in your ear, it doesn't sound like Thatch though, but rather the younger sibling - Ace.

Oh, yes. I forgot Thatch was only teaching them how to run the business.

"Hello, this is [F/n]. Thatch told me to call when I've made a decision on my barstools--!" 

"Yep, he warned me about that!" The raven merrily interrupts, you can vaguely hear him clicking away at his computer's keyboard down the phone as he speaks. "I assume you've made a decision? Thatch said it'll also be free!" 

"Yeah..." Suddenly, you feel rather guilty for calling to make a compromise, you had forgotten the deal of it being free after you'd injured yourself - an injury that, in all fairness, wasn't their fault. "I was just a little perplexed because my counters and cabinets are made out of olive wood but my walls are painted a lime green colour so I thought I could...uh, ask if it's possible to have lime green fabric on the stools made from olive wood or not? I-If not, that's fine, I could just redecorate my kitchen! Uh--Or, dye the fabric myself, of course!"

God, I'm babbling.

"Riiight? Or we could help you out?" Ace voices on the other end of the line, you can hear how he's barely containing his laughter as his clicking on the keyboard ceases for a moment. "Our guarantee is to have you feeling satisfied with your home by the time you've finished shopping with us, so I'm sure we could get the colour of the padding changed for you."

"Really? Ace, you are an angel!" 

"I know, I know. Don't get too excited though, we don't want ya breaking your other foot."

Oh, real funny. I see trolling runs in the family.

"Heh, yeah...are you sure you want to give me this for free though? I don't mind paying!" The more you consider the trouble they'd have to go through to get these colours changed for you, the more guilty you feel, it'll likely cost them more for the customisation so the least you could do is pay them for their efforts. 

"Nah, don't be silly. We stick to our promises, you'll get it for free. You want 2 barstools, right?" 

They're all darlings in this family, seriously. Darling trolls, but still darlings nonetheless.

"Right...thank you."

"No problem!" The raven's typing continuing as he speaks, an almost audible smile on his face as he clicks away at his computer. "Is that everything?"