Haikyuu Oneshots

sex ed (special)

special thanks to:  burntspagget for the idea (i don't know if i tagged that correctly but whatever) this ones for you also there's a question in the a/n so everyone go read and answer that

"so yeah...that's how babies are made.." coach ukai cleared his throat uncomfortably, turning the tv off. the room fell silent as ennoshita stood to turn the lights back on.

"again!" nishinoya shouted as tanaka threw his head back laughing loudly. "yeah coach one more time!" he agreed.

ukai rolled his eyes ignoring the two before turning to the rest of the team. "so, any questions?"

hinata raised his hand slowly.

"yeah ginger?"

"so, since i'm gay does that mean i have to go through puberty or can i just skip it?" he asked, the tips of his ears a light shade of pink. the once quiet room was now filled with different reactions causing the male to blush deeply.

"oh you're just a dumbass!" yelled kageyama. hinata turned toward his teammate frowning. "s-shut up! it's not like you knew the answer!"

"uh yeah i did." he said crossing his arms.

"did not."

"did."

"didn't."

"di-"

"i can feel the stupidity seeping out of this conversation." tsukishima sighed earning a snicker from yamaguchi.

"awe you're gay? congrats shoyo!" noya grinned jumping on hinata's shoulders.

"noya please sit down." asahi said tiredly. yuu glanced at him and stepped back. "woah asahi you look like you're about to throw up. you okay?"

asahi sighed and placed his forehead on his desk. "all this talk about...sex is making me queasy."

"hey asahi you know what would make you feel better?" tanaka asked leaning forward. "this dic-"

"tanaka finish that joke and i will murder you." daichi yelled causing the second year to close his mouth. suga smirked, scooting closer to his captain, "that's kinda kinky don't cha think dai?" he murmured.

daichi blushed lightly and turned to face him. "only to you because you're constantly horny."

suga shrugged. "what's so wrong with that?"

daichi opened his mouth to rebuttal but was interrupted by kageyama. "so if we're allowed to ask stupid questions i have one."

"it's wasn't-" hinata started.

"go ahead kageyama." ukai sighed leaning back in his chair.

"i know it's called a boner but where exactly does the bone...go?" he asked, eyebrows furrowing.

tanaka laughed as he stood. "don't worry kageyama i'll show you."

"tanaka." daichi warned.

tanaka sighed sitting back down, mumbling how daichi never lets him have fun. "yeah ryu if anything shoyo should show him." nishinoya smiled looking over at the two.

hinata cocked his head to the side. "show him what? what does that mean?"

"you don't know?" tsukishima asked smirking. "it's when-"

"tsukishima don't you dare ruin his innocence!" suga yelled, crossing his arms.

tsukishima sighed. "whatever."