The tale of Darth Jar Jar

Chapter 3: Creating life

On the sandy planet of Tatooine in a igloo made of sand lived Shimi Skywalker she had a boyfriend who looked after her in her time of need.

Shimi and her boyfriend set up a moisture farm next to their igloo so they could earn themselves some credits. Every now and then Sand people would try and destroy the vaporators.

Shimi's boyfreind heard the loud shrieks the sand people were making and he looked out the window and saw what they were doing and he ran to his bedroom and pulled out a blaster from under his bed.

He ran out side and shook the blaster screaming loudly. The sand people saw him and they were scared by the loud noise he was making so they turned around and ran off into the sandy hills.

He went back inside the igloo and sat down and loaded his blaster with bullets. Shimi ran up to him " what are you doing? Don't hurt them they are just like me and you " cried Shimi putting her hand on his arm.

Her boyfriend turned his head and looked at her " they are making us lose credits not earn them by destroying our property if i get rid of them then they won't do it" he said looking at Shimi she pulled on the sleeve of his shirt as he got up " no please no you'll be hurt" Shimi cried.

He want to the exit of the igloo and looked back at Shimi " i must" he said walking into the desert to the sand people hideout.

Shimi reached her arm out she screamed for him to turn back her screams could be heard from the cantina.

As he walked into the dessert she soon accepted that he was going to come back and went inside.

He stood on a hill and saw the base from below he slid down the dunes making dust as he went.

He marched into sand people territory and it was empty not a sand person in sight it was strangely quiet but as he walked he has his blaster at the ready incase he got jumped.

A sand person saw him on a hill overlooking the base and blasted him in the foot, he slipped into the sand making dust and his blaster fell beside him.

Suddenly a crowd of sand people surrounded him he got up from the ground and looked them in the eye and punched their leader in the face.

The other sand people reacted aggressively and the leader kicked him in the stomach and he fell to the floor holding his belly in pain.

The rest of the sand people picked him up and took him to one of their homes.

Back at the igloo Shimi waited and waited for her boyfriend to come back she needed him but two days had passed and he was nowere to be seen, Shmi sat down and just assumed the love of her life was dead and cried into her arm at the loss of her lover.

Darth Jar Jar landed his ship on docking bay 94 and he walked out into the sun as he walked out he saw some Jedi ships he thought that the Jedi must be here too but he didn't think anything of it because the Jedi were no match for him.

He walked out of the docking bay and walked into the marketplace.

There he saw a flying blue creature selling ship parts he reached out his small hand to Jar jar because he looked like he'd be interested in them parts " would you like a some scrap metal?" He asked flying towards Jar Jar.

Jar jar stopped for a moment and looked at the blue creature " no but i do have a question do you know a member of the Skywalker family?" Jar Jar asked

The blue creature but his hand on his chin thinking if he knew anybody from the Skywalker family and then it came to him " ahh yes she lives by a moisture farm with her boyfriend out in the dessert" said the blue creature.

Jar Jar looked at the blue creature and bowed and he tipped his hat. Jar Jar continued to walk out of the city and into the dessert.

Out in the dessert the heat was getting to him so he took off his cloak and hung it over his shoulder. He walked up a hill and saw the sand igloo and the moisture farm.

Suddenly as he was about to walk to the igloo Jar Jar felt a disturbance in the force he could see two Jedi knights behind him, they were after him, they were trying to stop him from making the chosen one a Sith lord.

The two Jedi charged up to Jar Jar and he ignited his lightsaber, his red lightsaber clashed his their green ones and made a spark. Jar Jar swiped the hand of one Jedi knight and his wrist came off, the Jedi knight screamed in pain and looked at Jar Jar in fear and ran off into the hills.

There was one Jedi left Jar Jar reached out his hand and put it in a fist the knight began to choke him " you will not tell the Jedi council about this" said Jar Jar in a fearsome voice the Jedi was scared and nodded in fear, Jar Jar let go of him and he fell to the sandy floor and ran as fast as he could into the desert.

Just then Shimi came to the door of the igloo and saw Jar Jar her face went from happy to sad because she thought her boyfriend was back.

Jar Jar looked at her and had visions of her giving birth to the chosen one she was the one he was looking for.

Jar Jar looked at her and put his hand up and she waved back " why do you look so sad?" He said walking towards her " because my boyfriend died to sand people he is cruel to them you are welcome to come in though " said Shmi looking down with a frown.

The two went in Jar Jar sat down and Shimi made some blue milk and put it on the table Jar Jar wanted to know more while he drank.

Shimi sat down next to Jar Jar " do you have any kids?" Jar jar asked smiling

Shimi turned her head and looked down " no my boyfriend said kids would give him no time to run his business but i wanted one " said Shimi looking down at her cup of milk.

Jar Jar looked up at her " you didn't need any of that from him if all he cared about was his business i'll protect you for today" smiled Jar Jar

Shimi smiled and patted Jar Jar on the shoulder " that's awfully kind of you mister" said Shimi smiling.

Jar Jar went outside and saw the vapours destroyed he placed his palm on it and the broken parts floated back into their correct place.

Shimi ran out and saw her eyes widened she ran out to Jar Jar " i can't believe you just did that are you some kind of magician?" She said with excitement.

Trying not to scare her Jar Jar was hesitant but he found his words " i am a Jedi knight i have a way with the force" said Jar Jar.

Shimi got excited " I've never seen a Jedi before " she said jumping up and down excitedly. Suddenly a dust storm started to roll in.

She went back in the igloo and looked at Jar Jar " come on there is a storm coming we must stay inside" said Shimi gesturing Jar Jar to come in and he followed.

Shimi took a glass of blue milk and gulped it down she hugged Jar Jar and smiled " thank you for protecting me" she said nuzzling her head into his chest.

She let go and told Jar Jar she was going to bed and to watch over her till morning.

He watched her as she drifted to sleep, once he knew she was asleep she got up and put his palm on her belly and concentrated. He used all his dark side power to impregnate Shmi.

He took his palm off her belly and left the igloo outside the sand storm seemed to have cleared up a little bit this was Jar Jar's chance to leave.

He walked back through the dessert and back to docking bay 94, he got back on his ship it was time to go back to his apprentice and tell him phase one of the mission is complete.