The tale of Darth Jar Jar

Chapter 6: fooling the jedi

Jar Jar saw the Two Jedi one was tall and had long hair and the other had short hair with a little tail at the back. Jar Jar heard rumbling from it was separatist military transport moving towards the forest. Jar Jar had a plan and thought it would be a good idea to act foolish and stand in the way of the transport so the jedi could rescue him so he could join them and learn their plan.

Jar Jar proceeded to stand in the middle of the forest as the transport tumbled towards him, the Jedi saw the transport knocking down trees as it went as it made it's way towards Jar Jar.

The Jedi jumped and grappeled Jar Jar to the ground and the transport went over them. As the machine passed and got further away Jar jar and the Jedi got up and walked towards the water and introduced himself " meesa called Jar Jar Binks" he said putting on the silly voice.

The Jedi shook his head and looked at Jar Jar " the ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent" the Jedi said walking towards the lake.

The jedi looked at Jar Jar " we are here to make negotiations in the Gungan city do you know were it is?" Asked the Jedi,

Jar jar shook his head excitedly and pointed at the lake he gestured the two Jedi to follow him.
Jar Jar stopped and stood in the murky water and turned round to the two Jedi " follow meesa"

Jar jar positioned himself and jumped into the water and dived deep and the Jedi followed.

Jar Jar took them to the underwater city they entered the air bubble and once they saw Jar Jar they screamed in terror and ran round rampant.

Jar Jar followed his Jedi freinds to Boss Nass who was sitting on his throne, he was surprised to see Jar Jar had returned " did you see any separatists?" He said looking at Jar Jar.

Jar Jar took his head " only some heading towards the forest" he said with his ears flopping back and forth.

The Jedi spoke up " it seems like Jar Jar is an annoyance to your people we could take him off your hands only if you let your Gungan people help the republic take Naboo back from the separatists"

Boss Nass looked at the Jedi and shook his chin and it flapped allover the place " no we are a peaceful people we will not fight" he said sprinkling water everywhere.

Jar Jar moved his hand back and forth Behind the Jedi preforming a mind trick on him the mind trick told his brain what Jar Jar wanted him to say and do this worked on Jedi because it was more powerful than any Jedi's mind trick.

The mind trick worked and the Jedi waved his arm back and forth to Boss Nass " you will let your people fight once they are destroyed they'll be peace the Jedi smiled.

Boss Nass raised his arms " we will fight i will get my bombad troopers ready" Jar Jar smiled behind him at the fact his mind trick worked.

Now they just had to to their ship they swam back out the water and ran to the city of Theed.

They got to the city and the two Jedi saw the princess being escorted by separatist droids they jumped down from the structure and Jar Jar slowly climbed down. The two Jedi forced jumped and landed on the ground.

While the two Jedi's back were turned Jar Jar force jumped, one of the droids looked up and saw him, the rest of the droids blasted fire but the Jedi pulled out their lightsabers and struck them all down letting the princess free.

" we are here to rescue you" said the Jedi the princess followed the two Jedi and Jar Jar to the hanger bay.

They struck down more droids guarding their ship and ran on as quick as they could and took off into space

" we need to get you somewhere safe " said the Jedi to the princess

Jar Jar was in the engine room he touched some wires on the ships hardrive and ripped them out Jar Jar yelped in pain and the Jedi could hear.

Out of anger Jar Jar aimed his palm at the hardrive and lighting struck it damaging it even more.

Jar Jar sat by the engine room door and saw the Jedi look at the gauges on the ships controls it looked like the engine malfunctioned he overheard the Jedi saying they didn't have any money to fix it so they would have to stop at Tatooine to try and find a way to get parts.

When Jar Jar heard the Jedi say Tatooine he grinned this was it the vision was coming true.

The ship landed on the sands of Tatooine Jar Jar followed the Jedi off the ship and the princesses bodyguard came outside Jar Jar knew that if the princess bodyguard came with he had a feeling it would ruin things waved his hands at Padme's bodyguard " i'll stay inside and watch the ship" said princess Padme's bodyguard walking back on to the ship.

The Jedi walked along the hot sands and Jar Jar said it was hurting his feet he was complaining to mask his Sith lord nature and it worked the Jedi found it annoying they thought he was a simple Gungan.

The two Jedi, Jar Jar and the princess walked into the city and to the market on one of the stalls was a flying blue creature with small wings he flew to the stall and saw the Jedi, The Jedi faced towards him " do you sell spare parts?" He asked the flying blue creature.

The blue creatures turned round and yelled to the back room " Ani! Get the engine parts for the kind men" He shouted. Suddenly a small blond boy ran out the room and placed the engine on the table.

Jar Jar looked at the boy as he ran out and he realised that boy was the one he gave life too many years ago and will soon become a one with the dark side Jar Jar smiled at the thought and thought he must do all he can so that this little kid can become a powerful Sith lord.

" how much?" The Jedi asked looking at the blue creature

" two thousand credits" said the flying blue creature.

The Jedi thought a thousand credits was too much and they definitely didn't have the money.

Ani ran up to the Jedi and tugged on his robe " you can stay at my place if you need a place to stay there is a storm rolling in soon" said Ani happily

The Jedi nodded and agreed happily and followed Ani.

As they got to the house outside was a poster for a pod racing championship Ani pulled the poster off of the walls and got excited he showed the Jedi the poster " maybe i can race in this for you I'm a good racer i wish to fly a star fighter one day" smiled Ani

On the poster the Jedi saw the reward was two thousand and forty three credits the Jedi got all excited and nodded " i'll talk to your master in the morning" smiled the Jedi.

Jar Jar entered the house with the Jedi and saw Shmi she looked at Jar Jar and then turned back to introduce herself to the Jedi.

Jar Jar needed some rest for he had a plan to set into motion.