The tale of Darth Jar Jar

Chapter 8: winning by chance

The Jedi, Jar Jar and Ani arrived at the city of Corocsant where the Jedi temple stood the Jedi council went in their council chamber to prepare to review Ani.

Jar Jar saw palpatine and shook his hand they entered his office an stood by the door so they could ease drop on what the council had to say.

Qui gon purely believed the boy is the chosen one to bring balance to the force Jar Jar and palpatine smiled with glee. he told them of the boys high Midiclorian count and asked to train to become a Jedi.

Yoda's ears perked up " too old he is" Palpatine looked at Jar Jar and Jar Jar aimed his hand at Qui Gon and waved it back and forth preforming a mind trick.

Jar Jar whispered " i will train him " so Qui Gon would say it and he did the council wasn't very happy with Qui Gon and he walked out the door with Ani to train him on his own.

As the meeting finished Palpatine shut the door and turned to Jar Jar " as planned you will help the Gungans on Naboo fight the battle and thus you must use a new kind of combat so you are not known to the Gungan's you cannot use a saber" Sidious said turning to Jar Jar.

Jar Jar looked at his apprentice " i will use force to make a chain of stupid events happen and will win by chance master" Jar Jar said bowing

Sidious gestured and a droid came into the room it stood in front of a bookcase " show me " sidious smiled pointing at some small explosive bombs tied up in the corner of the room.

Jar Jar acted stupid and ran screaming towards the bombs as the droid walked slowly towards him he unstrapped the bombs and one rolled out and Jar Jar got caught underneath it, the ball hit the droid and it rolled out the next room.

Sidious aimed his palm at the ball and it stopped he raised his hand and the ball floated back to the case and strapped it back in safely.

Sidious looked at Jar Jar and grinned " you have done well master now go and win the battle" he said gesturing towards the door.

Jar Jar walked out the door and as he was exiting he turned round to face his apprentice and looked him straight in the eye " Quigon knows too much we should kill him maybe obi wan is the right person to train the boy" said Jar Jar Sidious nodded " i will see to it " he said grinning as he watched Jar Jar walked out the door.

suddenly Maul came in he looked at Sidious and sidious looked at him in disappointment " you have failed me but i don't normally give second chances we need you to kill Qui gon, my master thinks he knows too much we need someone with no master to train him in order to proceed to turning the boy over to the dark side" Sidious said grinning

Maul kneeled and bowed his head " i will do what i must" said Maul getting up and heading for the door and to the hangar bay so he could get to his ship.

Qui gon, Obi wan, Ani and Jar Jar took off to Nabbo they dropped Jar Jar off at the Forrest area and the Jedi took off to Theed Jar Jar was ready than ever.

In the forest the Gungans got their weapons ready and Boss Nass sat on a log and gathered all the Gungans round he then gave a speech and encouraged all the Gungans to do well in the battle.

Everyone cheered and the commander of the Gungans marched them to the grasslands to the battlefield.

When they entered the shield turned on around them creating a dome protecting them from the droids.

Suddenly they saw the droid tanks and droids come down the hill and into the battle circle.

Jar Jar Knew what to do and once they entered he ran in circles and the droids chased him, the droids chasing him bashed into each other and fell to the grass.

Jar Jar walked back up and detached some explosive balls from their container they rolled out into the droids and squished them.

Suddenly Jar Jar saw him commander he had an explosive ball in his hands " give me that ill destroy a tank " smiled Jar Jar the commander smiled and thrusted Jar Jar he gave it to him but Jar Jar pretended to slip and fall on the glass.

Jar Jar got up and ran with the explosive ball in his hand and climbed up onto the tanks nozzle he got on top of the nozzle and rode it like a horse.

Jar Jar opened the lid of the tank and threw the ball inside, he quickly closed the lid and fell to the ground. Jar Jar looked from a distance and heard a rumble from the tank. Jar Jar saw and smiled.

Just as they thought the separatist numbers depleted Droids made their way down the hill and surrounded the Gungans. They raised their arms suddenly as the droids pointed their blasters at the Gungans to capture them they stood not moving.

The droids weren't doing anything they just stood in place they had been deactivated this was a victory for the gungans after all.

The gungans poked the droids and they fell to the grass and kicked their cold metal bodies in happiness that they had won.

The commander gathered the gungan troops " we will hold a parade in the city of Theed" the Gungan's cheered in celebration and they marched to the city.

While they were walking Jar Jar's Hologram was beeping it was his apprentice " well done Lord Jar Jar it seems that Maul has been killed and failed us once more but he did kill the Jedi just like you asked " smiled Sidious Jar Jar looked and Smiled " good" he bowed and turned his hologram off.

Jar Jar arrived at Theed he went down the Aisle with Ani and obi wan Palpatine saw Ani and tapped him on the shoulder Ani looked at him " we will watch your career with great interest" he said to Ani smiling he then looked at Jar Jar and Jar Jar looked Back at Sidious and grinned.

Jar Jar bowed in front of Boss Nass and he pinned a medal on his clothes obi wan and Ani got a Medal too.

Everyone cheered and celebrations went on through the night.

Obi wan and Ani and Jar Jar flew the ship back to the Jedi temple Jar Jar went inside and went in his masters office as they watched as Obi wan presented himself to the council.

It seemed the council was impressed with ani's actions and were willing to train him Jar Jar waved his hand back and forth and preformed a mind trick on Obi wan to tell the council he will be the boys master. Obi wan told the Jedi council just that and that he will train the boy.

Jar Jar and Palpatine looked at each other and smiled everything was going according to plan.