The tale of Darth Jar Jar

Chapter 9: creating an army

While Obi wan was training Ani Jar Jar and sidious were in his office talking " we need an army to take down the Jedi when the time is right" smiled Sidious with his hood up.

Suddenly the door opened and in walked Syflo Dyas he saw Palpatine with his hood up talking to Jar Jar he heard them talk as he walked in and gasped Jar Jar heard him and turned his head, Syflo turned around and ran to the door but before he could Sidious raised his hand and aimed it at Syflo and used the force to drag him towards the two Sith lords.

Jar Jar ignited his lightsaber and as Syflo came close Jar Jar put his hand on his chest Jar Jar absorbed all the knowledge Syflo knew he looked at him and stared at him in the eyes " you will not tell anyone about this" Jar Jar said through gritted teeth.

Jar Jar clashed his lightsaber through Syflo's arm and Palpatine raised his hands and pushed him out the window.

The glass of the window shattered as he fell down into the city.

Palpatine went to his Holocron and looked at the list of planets there he found a clone testing facility on the planet Kamino in the outer rim and told Jar Jar to go there.

Jar Jar took his cloak and went to his ship and Sidious sent him the coordinates.

Jar Jar took off into space and soon found the planet it looked grey from up above, Jar Jar got closer and landed and got out of his ship the planet was covered in water and it was very rainy.

Jar Jar put his hood up and walked to the facility door there Lama-su saw Jar Jar in the storm and asked how she may help him.

Jar Jar looked at Lama Su " i am Syflo Dyas representative of the Jedi council i hear you do testing with clones there is a war coming we could use these clones to make an army" said Jar Jar

Lama su invited him in she fell for the ruse that Jar Jar was actually Syflo. Jar Jar walked into a luminescent room and the white glowing seats lowered he sat on them and lowered his hood.

Lama Su looked shocked " we only experiment we are not advanced enough to make an army we need the right person a strong one to clone" said Lama su concerningly.

Jar Jar looked at Lama Su " if i find someone will you help?" Said Jar Jar

" of course we will clone the best army out of the person you find " she smiled
Lama Su looked at him and Jar Jar smiled.

Jar Jar got up from the luminescent seat and shook Lama su's hand " i will find somebody suitable " said Jar Jar.

Lama Su looked at Jar Jar as he walked back to his ship " good luck " Jar Jar looked at her and bowed and got on the ship.

He took off and made his way back to the temple to The senate office. He walked in and Sidiois saw him " did you do it?" He asked Jar Jar shook his head " we need to find a strong warrior for them to clone.

Palpatine went to his desk and searched the database and flickered through wanted criminals he stopped at one in mandolorian armour Sidious gestured to Jar Jar to come over and he did and looked at the database " this is Jango Fett he's a bounty hunter and has never missed a target and is strong in combat" Sidious said smiling at the data base Jar Jar looked and grinned " this is the one he smiled"

Palpatine told Jar that Jango is imprisoned in the corosaunt prison and will arrange a transport and send some royal guards to come with Jar Jar to collect him.

Palpatine gestured at the royal guards to follow his master and they followed to the transport it took off to the lower city and when it stopped Jar Jar got off and walked to the prison.

The guards looked at Jar Jar they clashed their weapons and blocked the door " who are you?" The guard ask suddenly the guard saw the royal guards and unblocked the weapon from the door letting him through he knew he was important.

Jar Jar walked to the cells and up the stairs he walked down the row and looked at Jango.

Jar Jar raised his hand and moved it back and forth persuading the guard to open the gate and he did the gate opened with a large metal bang.

Jar Jar looked at Jango " come with us" he said moving his hand back and forth commanding him to follow and surly enough Jango stepped out the cell and he followed.

Behind Jango was a little boy the boy gestured for his dad not to go Jar Jar smiled " we'll have the boy too if he's strong like his farther they could clone him too" said Jar Jar to the guard and the guard nodded he used a mind trick on the boy and he followed along.

The prison staff noticed Jango and his son out of his cell following Jar Jar they ran to Jar Jar to try and stop him but Jar Jar raised his hand and convinced the prison staff Jango was free to go and they all moved away once they were convinced.

Jar Jar, Jango and the royal guards made it out of the prison and walked back to the transport Jar Jar told the driver to head to Kamino.

As the ship took off Jar Jar pulled out his Hologram and messaged his apprentice " my apprentice we have Jango fett and we are taking him to Kamino now" said Jar Jar

Sidious was pleased he looked down at Jar Jar " good" he said smiling, Jar Jar turned off the hologram and ended the transmission.

The transport landed on Kamino and Jar Jar got out with Jango still in cuffs with the royal guards behind him.

Through the door Lama Su saw him and exited the door " you found somebody glorious" she smiled

Jar Jar gestured to Jango " this is Jango fett the strongest bounty hunter on the planet trained in combat on Mandalore and this is his son" said Jar Jar pointing to the small boy.

Lama Su gestured to some Kaminoans and they came outside and gestured to Jango to come with them they escorted him and his son to a small room.

Lama Su gestured Jar Jar to sit down and the seat lowered and he sat on the seat " how many does the Jedi order require?" Asked Lama su Jar Jar concentrated and looked into the mind of Syflo he absorbed earlier to find an awnser.

He looked up " about two thousand even more"

Lama su smiled " we will make you a grand army" she smiled

Jar Jar perked up " i have a special request insert a chip into each clone so if the Jedi turn on them at any point they can fight back" said Jar Jar.

Lama Su looked at Jar Jar and said would you like a trigger word to turn the chips on? Jar Jar nodded and smiled.

Lama su stood up and pointed at the steps of the processing " there are sixty six steps so you could call it protocol 66" she said pointing at the 66th step.

Jar Jar smiled " ill call it order 66" he said smiling

Lama su got up " ok we will program that into the chips" lama su said smiling.

Jar Jar got up and smiled and shook her hand " you have been a great alliance to the republic " he said smiling.

Lama su bowed " it is great to be working with you" she said as she watched Jar Jar go to his ship.

Jar Jar took off to the Jedi temple and when he landed he ran to the senators office Sidous was there " is it done?" He said

Jar Jar looked at his apprentice and said " it will take about 10 years to process they'll be ready shortly" Jar Jar grinned

Sidious looked at Jar Jar " you must go and delete any evidence of Kamino i want the Jedi to discover it themselves" cackled Sidious

Jar Jar went into the the archive and pulled out the Kamino database and walked back to the office.

He placed it on the desk and Palpatine and Jar Jar struck lightning on it till it was burnt to a crisp " Jar Jar smashed his fist on the burnt database and it fell to tiny pieces.

Everything on Kamino was gone from the archive now all Jar Jar and palpatine had to to was wait till the Jedi discover the clone army themselves and wait for the inevitable.