The tale of Darth Jar Jar

Chapter 5: an idiot in disguise

Jar Jar headed towards the glorious underwater gungan city the lights lit up and shimmered in the beautiful water.

As he entered the bubble to the city Boss Nass turned his head and saw him " Jar Jar you are back you took an awfully long time" he said brorrowing his his eyes angrily.

Jar Jar looked back and put on the silliest voice to act like a gungan so he could cover up "the fact he was a Sith lord mesa got caught up with things sorry" said Jar Jar raising his hands at Boss Nass.

Boss Nass looked at him and shook his head " you can't be a bombad general if you get caught up in things" said Boss Nass unimpressed.

Jar Jar walked to his quarters and crossed his arms in anger. as he was walking a gungan that was standing there stuck his tongue out it went near Jar Jar's ear he felt some saliva land on his ear and down his neck. Jar Jar got his hand and wiped the saliva off his neck and and he shook his hands you could see the saliva come off his hands as he shook them.

Jar Jar got to his room and shut the door he then heard a beep coming from his pockets he reached in his pocket and pulled out the hologram and placed it on the table and turned it on.

It was his apprentice Jar Jar saw him and bowed and his apprentice looked happy to see him " my spies will tell me when the child is abit younger you will stay here until the time is right" his apprentice smiled Jar Jar bowed and turned the hologram off and put it back in his pocket.

Jar Jar sat in his bed and thought everybody even his commander hated him he wanted to be the most feared Gungan in the underwater city so he could show the idiotic gungans who is the boss.

Jar Jar exited his room and found a sign that said " storage" this was were the gungan's kept their weapons. Jar Jar entered and saw explosive blue balls, Jar Jar had an idea, he turned around to make sure there was nobody to catch him at the door luckily there was nobody there the door was shut.

He turned round and aimed his hands at the shiny explosive balls and lightning shot out from his fingertips and onto the explosive balls as the lightning hit the balls shimmered with blue light.

Suddenly the strap on the explosive balls unloosened and the balls rolled out into the hallway, Gungan troops ran out of their rooms in panic to try and stop the explosive balls from going off.

Jar Jar saw the Gungans running out of their rooms and he straightened his palm and used force push to push the explosive balls in their rooms.

Gungans shut the door to their rooms quickly and ran out suddenly a loud rumble came from each room the explosive balls had gone off in each room.

Once the explosions stopped everybody stopped in place and stood in a circle round Jar Jar every Gungan warrior shook his head at him.

" silly Jar Jar you gave us a fright" one gungan said putting his palm on his chest relifed that this was over.

Jar Jar didn't care because he knew it was just an act. Boss Nass walked by and told his gungan warriors to clean the mess up. He turned to Jar Jar and frowned " if you do anything stupid like that again you will be cast out" said Boss Nass shaking his head.

After the stern telling off Boss Nass walked away with two gungan warriors at his side, Jar Jar had an idea and decided to follow them down the hallway,

Boss Nass stopped to talk to his Gungan warriors and Jar Jar hid so they couldn't see him. He over heard Boss Nass " if the gungan does anything else that is stupid bring him to me and i'll decide his fate " he said commanding his gungan warriors he told the warriors he was going to bed.

After talking to him the warriors scurried off down the hallway one spotted Jar Jar and looked at him, Jar Jar looked back at him as he walked away. Then as the Gungan warrior stopped looking at Jar Jar he snook to the front of Boss Nass's chamber and it automatically opened.

Inside Jar Jar saw Boss Nass fast asleep on the bed Jar Jar quietly opened the wardrobe and looked through all the clothes, there within the clothes was a black cloak these were Boss Nass Trial clothes.

He closed the wardrobe quietly and put them on and put the hood over his head so it covered his eyes.
Jar Jar stood closer to the bed and reached for his lightsaber and ignited it,

The lightsaber glowed red and lit up Jar Jar's face suddenly Boss Nass's eyes slowly opened and he saw This figure with yellow eyes emitted with red glow it frightened him.

He gasped in fright and jumped out of bed and screamed so the whole city could hear " aah somebody's trying to kill me" he screamed waving his arms franticly.

He then realized it might be Jar Jar so he ran withe guards to his quarters and there Jar Jar stood with his rags looking innocent as ever he turned his head as the Gungan warriors surrounded him with spears and looked at Boss Nass " it was justa joke" said Jar Jar raising his hands and then dropping them.

Boss Nass Pointed at Jar Jar and commanded the guards to take him away to his own room to wait for trail.

The gungan warriors grabbed his arms and carried him to his room and pushed him inside and shut the door so he couldn't get out they stood guard outside incase he escaped.

Suddenly a beep went off and Jar Jar pulled out the hologram from his loincloth it was safe to take out because the door was locked. He placed the hologram on the table and turned it on.

It was his apprentice Jar Jar bowed " the time is nearly upon us in a few hours the two Jedi from your vision will be on the surface in a few hours " said his apprentice smiling. " good " said Jar Jar rubbing his hands together and bowed and turned the hologram off.

Boss Nass commanded the two gungan warriors to bring Jar Jar to him. The two warriors went in the room and grabbed both his arms and dragged him to the throne room.

Once there Jar Jar fell to his knees and saw Boss Nass sitting on the throne Jar Jar looked angrily at him and he pointed to Jar Jar " on account of your stupid acts i hereby declare you to be sent to the surface to look for trespassers" shouted Boss Nass and all the Gungan's gave out a loud gasp.

Gungan warriors grabbed Jar Jars arms and took him to the entrance of the tube that led to the surface, they pushed him in and he swam up to the surface.

Jar Jar poked his head on the top of the water and swam to the forest floor he walked into the green forest and heard a loud rumble it was separatist forces.

Suddenly in the distance Jar Jar saw a green lightsaber it was the Jedi he foresaw in the vision it was time to start his long mission to the Jedi once and for all.