Me: *Smiles* Hello! You can call me Samantha ! I would like to introduce the available character's to you! And no one is killing each other either.
Link: Hey, Nice to meet you! *Waves*
Zelda: *Courtesies* Hello, I am Princess Zelda. Ruler of Hyrule. Its a please to meet you all.
Ganondorf: *Rolls eyes* Whatever it is you want me to say, it is not happening!
Me: *Sighs* This is going to be a long day already. Anyways… continue on
Vaati: *Not paying attention*
Me: Uh… Vaati? VAATI?!
Vaati: Huh, what? Oh! Uh…hi, people.
Me: *Blushes* Anyways…
Ganondorf: *yawns*
Dark Link: What are we doing again? Oh…greeting Light Dwellers.
Ben: *Waves with controller in hand* Sup? I'm Ben Drowned. *Glitches* You've met with a terrible fate haven't you? *Laughs* Oh, don't worry I won't hurt you! *Grins showing teeth*
Link: *Shivers*
Midna: Who wants to tease Link with me? *Glances at Link*
Malon: *Laughs* Hi! It's so great to meet a new friend or two!
Ghirahim: *Teleports in front of all of us* Oh, hello! You can call me Ghirahim
Ruto: Link! There you are, we are already introducing ourselves? Oops, sorry. Hi! I am Princess Ruto! *Smiles*
Link: *Sweats* Oh no…
Zant: *Showing off his flexability* I am Zant!
Midna: *Rolls eyes* Dear Din people help me not choke him…
Zant: Hmph!
Ilia: *Waves* Hello, I am Ilia! I cant wait to answer questions!
Groose: Ilia…What a beautiful name. Nice to meet you. I am Groose, but everyone already knows that. I am more popular than that shrinp over there *Gestures to SS Link*
Ilia: Okay…
Skull Kid: *Giggles* Hey! Wanna play a game? It'll be fun
Ben: Is it a video game?
Skull Kid: It depends
Ben: Sweet!
Fi: *Bows* It is nice to be in your acquaintance. I am a sword spirit that Hylia has created to heal the hero, Link.
Ghirahim: F-fi, was it? *Bows and kisses Fi's hand* What a lovely name.
Fi: I calculate a 95.8% chance you are flirting and 100% chance that you and I will never be together. *Jerks hand away*
Me: *Facepalms* Anyways, I think that concludes our introductions, so I have fu--
??: HEY! HEY LISTEN!! What about me? You forgot about me!
Me, Link, and Ben: Oh Boy…
Navi: You can't do this without me! Without me, wheds would this lazy loaf be?! *Hovers over Oot Link*
Oot Link: Wait! What?
Ben: *Laughs*
Me: Okay, okay. Fine. But don't be annoying…
Navi: When am I ever--
Me: Lets just go already okay? Bye!
YOU ARE READING
Fun with Zelda
HumorThis book is a book I wrote a couple of years ago but since I can't get back into the account that I had it on I'm going to post it on here. just so you all don't think I'm stealing the book. I don't own Nintendo or its characters
