Me: Okay! I have questions for the villains!
Villains: Yay!
Me: Okay, let's answer some questions! Question 1, Dark Link, Do you secretly dress Shadow?
Dark Link: *Eyes widen*
Me: *laughs*
Link: Yeah, do you? I have asked myself the same thing.
Dark Link: Well, only when I feel like it. But it's not a purposeful thing all time- I mean... I was here WAY before that guy showed up. *Grunts*
Me: Wow, that is awesome!
Link: Seriously?
Me: Shuddap! okay, next question! Ghirahim, why do you lick people?
Ghirahim: Well, my darling...I lick people to intimidate them. It is for that reason, I have won every battle I fought.
Link: !!!
Ghirahim: Oh, what is your problem sky child? Jealous that you aren't intimidating?
Link: Whatever. You know I won all our battles.
Ghirahim: *Hair flip* Though it did take a few fairies, and rather...a fairly large amount of liquids when you fought Ganondorf. *Smirk*
Link: Whatever. At least I know how to fight.
Me: Okay, that will be enough for you two. Next question! Vaati, why do you cover your eye with your fabulous hair? or is that the way your hair is?
Vaati: *Not paying attention*
Me: Really? How many times is he gonna zone out?
Zant: VAATI! *Slaps Vaati*
Vaati: WHAT?! How dare you smack Vaati, the Wind Mage! What do you want?!
Zant: You have a question!
Vaati: Oh, sorry my dears. What was the question?
Me: I asked you, Why do you cover your eye with your fabulous hair, or is that the way your hair is?
Vaati: Ah! My hair that covers my eye? Well, to be absolutely honest, sometimes I can be a bit self-conscious. I don't really like my eye color, so I cover one of them. That is why. And between you and me...It kinda suits me! Don't ya think? Who am I kidding, of course, you do!
Ghirahim: You are ridiculous.
Vaati: *Tucks hair behind ear* *Smiles*
Ghirahim: *Eyes widen* Nope...nevermind.
Me: *Laughs* Well, this has been interesting. anyways I have two more questions for our villains! Here is the next. Zant, why are you so crazy?
Zant: *Bursts into laughter*
Me: 0_0
Link:...
Ghirahim: *Sigh*
Zant:...I don't know really. Is it a good thing or a bad thing? I am really energetic, I guess you could say. To be honest, I think I just do it for attention. Well...I am hyper too, so...that could be it. *Laughs*
Me: Really?
Zant: Yes, I am being honest.
Link: Oh.
Zant: *Psychotic laughter*
Me: Okay, next question. This is for Ghirahim, Zant, Vaati, Cia and Dark Link. Who would take Ganondorf's place as Gerudo king?
Ghirahim: Me, I would!
Vaati: YOU??? Why you?
Ghirahim: Well, my Wind Mage friend! I would take his place because I am ~Fabu~ and he is the Gerudo king. I am one more step than all of you!
Cia: I think we can ALL agree that I am more responsible than HIM! *Points to Ghirahim*
Vaati: She's right, she is. But she ISN'T more responsible than ME!
Ganondorf: Hey, hey, hey! Calm down! I already told you, NO ONE is taking my place!
Dark Link: Yes, but she did ask us to answer. So why don't YOU choose which of us would get the throne?
Ganondorf: *Sigh* Fine...Let me think...
Ghirahim: It is going to be me! I know it is! *Winks*
Dark Link: Oh please, I am far more throne worthy. I've been here longer than you, anyhow.
Ghirahim: And what makes you so sure?
Dark Link: *Smirks* Well, just LOOK at me! *Gestures to himself*
Ghirahim: *Rolls eyes* I have more muscle.
Cia: You boys are so amusing. Absolutely hilarious. I am more trustworthy. It will be me. No questions asked I will get the throne!
Ghirahim: I will get the throne!
Vaati: No, I WILL GET THE THRONE!
Zant: I WILL BE THE GERUDO KING! Ganondorf took me under his wings! We became one! I am more worthy than all of you!
Ghirahim: Pa-LEASE! you don't have a chance!
Dark Link: *Sigh*
Me: *Holds head* They are all giving me a headache!
Ganondorf: Will all of you shut up!
All Villains:...
Cia: I told you once, I will tell you one more time. I. Will. Get. The throne!
Ghirahim: I cannot belie-
Ganondorf: Dark Link.
Everybody: *Looks at Ganon*
Vaati: What?
Ghirahim: Pardon?
Dark Link: What???
Ganondorf: You all heard me, Dark Link would become Gerudo King.
Cia: Are you kidding me? Look at him! He is nothing but filthy, lazy, ungrateful, clone of that stupid hero! Why would you choose him?!?
Dark Link: *Blinks*
Ganondorf: Why are you even here? Cia, you aren't even supposed to be a part of this!
Dark Link: *Walks out of the room, nobody notices*
Cia: Yeah, I'm beginning to wonder why I was here, too. *Walks out*
Ghirahim: M-master?
Ganondorf: Now, you should be aware that this could always change. You all are very close to getting the throne, It just so happens that Dark is the closest. Dark is--- where is Dark Link?
Me: ...Poor Dark.
Ganondorf: *Sigh*
Me: I have one more! BEN, out of all the Games, why do you continue to haunt Majora's Mask?
BEN: Well, *Chuckles* You see, I'm actually not allowed to go into other games. In a way I am sort of stuck.
Me: I see...
Ghirahim: But don't you have powers that let you join other games?
BEN: Not really.
Link: *Rolls Eyes*
Me: Already then! Thats all for now. I think I will close this chapter while I go and find Dark! Until next time!
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Fun with Zelda
HumorThis book is a book I wrote a couple of years ago but since I can't get back into the account that I had it on I'm going to post it on here. just so you all don't think I'm stealing the book. I don't own Nintendo or its characters
