Link: *Sleeping*
Vaati: Heh, I am going to get him good...
Ganondorf: Ha! I would love to see the day YOU decide to get revenge on one of us without the other killing you!
Ghirahim: Question, why is she not back yet? Why are NONE of the girls back? I am feeling a bit down now that miss Fi is nowhere to be found...
Dark Link: Oh, please. You are a villain, you two do not even stand a chance. *Smirks*
Ghirahim: How dare you! I know that she does not feel the affection that I feel for her, but I like to see her. And hear her voice.
Skull Kid: Ewww...
Ganondorf: Ghirahim, you are ridiculous...*Sweats*
Ghirahim: Master, is something bothering you?
Ganondorf: W-what? N-no... *Clears throat* I will be back I am getting lunch.
Vaati: Buy me a sandwich!
Ganondorf: Fine.
Vaati: *Goes to Link*
Skull Kid: what are you gonna do to him?
Zant: Draw a mustache on him, Vaati!
Vaati: What??? No! That is lame. We are gonna do something more fun and wild than that!
Skull Kid: OOHH! What is it?!?
Dark Link: Shut up, skull! we have to be quieter than that! *Growls*
Skull Kid: Oops, sorry!
Vaati: We are going to lock him outside...in the dark! *Claps hands*
Ganondorf: I am back, here Vaati. *Hands Vaati a sandwich* What is going on?
Ghirahim: Supposably we are locking Link outside in the dark. And couldn't you do something better than that?
Vaati: *Eats sandwich* ??? What? Are you saying you could do better than that?
Link: *Wakes up*
Ghirahim: Of course I could do better than YOU!
Vaati: OOOHHH NO YOU COULDN'T! I AM A WIND MAGE! NO STUPID DIAMOND LOVER COULD DO BETTER THAN ME!!! *Floats and eyes get really red*
Ghirahim: Oh, do you REALLY think that I am afraid of YOU??? Ha, Funny joke. I am not amused!
Vaati: *Evil laugh* Oh, it wasn't a joke... *Uses wind to blow Ghirahim against the wall*
Link and Ganondorf: Uh...what is going on here? *Gulps*
Dark Link: Well, if you were awake and doing your job, and if you were not off feeding your face, you'd know that Ghirahim and Vaati were insulting one another...and surprisingly Vaati is the one who is gonna kill Ghirahim.
Ganondorf: How is it I have idiots for servents?...*Facepalms*
Link: I am sorry, I just fell asleep. I am good at my job, I was just tired. *Rubs eyes*
Ganondorf: And I was hungry I haven't ate anything at all
Vaati: *Fighting Ghirahim*
Dark Link: You know what?
Link: Hmmm?
Dark Link: If I was in charge, None of this would be happening.
Link: *Eyes widen*
Ganondorf: *Scoffs* What makes you think you can do a better job than me Dark?
Link: What? Are you saying that you could do my job more efficiently?
Dark Link: Nope. I KNOW I could. I would be a whole lot better-- no, no. Scratch that. I AM a whole lot better than both of you!
Ganondorf: HOW DARE YOU! *Throws energy ball at Dark Link making Dark fly through the air and hit a wall* Next time I won't hesitate to kill you!
Link: What are you saying, Dark??? *Walks over to Dark and gets in his face*
Dark Link: *Gets in Links face* Anything you can do...I can do better!
Link and Ganondorf: *Gasp*
Dark Link, Link and Ganondorf: *Screaming at each other*
Zant: ...
Skull Kid: I don't like this...
Vaati and Ghirahim: *Stop fighting and watches Link, Ganondorf, and Dark Link*
Link: - AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM GOING TO SAY THIS AND THIS WILL BE MY ONLY TIME I WILL SAY IT EITHER ME AND/OR GANONDORF CAN DO A MUCH BETTER JOB!!!!
Ganondorf: *Stares at Link*
Dark Link: NO!!! I VERY HIGHLY DOUBT THAT!!!
Link: Why do you have to be so evil?! You are like...the other half of me??? Why can't you at least be at least a smudge like me?!?! and you *Turns and shoves Ganondorf* why do you have to be so wrapped around getting all the pieces of the Triforce? Why can't you be happy with the one you have!? Why can't you stop taking over Hyrule and rule you're own kingdom!!!!
Ganondorf: *Eyes Widen* I-I...U-uh...
Dark Link: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO COMPARE ME TO YOU!? I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOOK LIKE YOU???? I don't know why I am who I am!!! I just DON'T KNOW!!!
Link: You know what??? I am so tired of you Kidnapping Zelda-
Ganondorf: Twilight Princess Zelda came willingly idiot! Because she Loved me!
Link: Why didn't she tell me that?!!
Ganondorf: Because she didn't want to hurt you! There I said it! But it doesn't matter because she left me! *sad face* she left me to be with you!!!!! *Storms out of room*
Link: *Clears through and turns to Dark Link* And you! I am so tired of you following me around, reading my thoughts!!
Dark Link: *Calms down some* Oh yeah? So what?
Link: So-so...Just back off! Leave me alone, stop fighting me...Ju-JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Dark Link: *Eyes widen*
Link: *Panting*
Zant: ...oh...
Skull kid: *Hiding behind Vaati*
Ganondorf: *Comes back in room*
Ghirahim: ...
Dark Link: *Tries to hide teary eyes* *Pushes past Ghirahim and Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Y-you okay? *Follows Dark*
Link: *Eyes widen* N-no! DARK! GANONDORF! Dar-Dark, I didn't mean it! Come back!
Ghirahim: Where are they going?
Zant: *Shrugs*
Link: *sad*
Zant: U-uh...Goodbye, everyone! Ganondorf and Dark will be in another room when we ask questions, until next time bye!
YOU ARE READING
Fun with Zelda
HumorThis book is a book I wrote a couple of years ago but since I can't get back into the account that I had it on I'm going to post it on here. just so you all don't think I'm stealing the book. I don't own Nintendo or its characters
