Me: Okay so I have a few questions for Zelda.
Zelda: Oh, I love the attention. Go ahead and ask your questions Mrs. *Smiles*
Me: Zelda, why do you pretend to be another character? (Like Shiek or Tetra?)
Zelda: *Sighs* Well, it was dangerous for me to walk around Hyrule as myself, the Princess of Hyrule. So I had to create another identity to protect myself, and the people of Hyrule. In this case, I thought of Sheik. My story was that I was a Shiekah from that tribe, so it worked great. For Tetra, I just didn't want to take on the responsibilities of being a monarch. It was such a heavy task! I hope that answers your question.
Ghirahim: * Fabulous hair flip* Calm down, princess. You spoke too long! To summarize all her blabbering, she was just--
Vaati: She was a ninja, and she was a pirate.
Link: What?
BEN: *Laughs*
Dark Link: The hero of time is confused! *Snickers*
Zelda: No-no! I...well, actually Vaati, that was a good summary. And Ghirahim, you should be more polite.
Ghirahim: Hmph. Same to you, Surface Princess.
Zelda: ...
Ganondorf: So what you are saying, is I should look for a sheik/Ninja or a pirate next time I am looking to capture you, Zelda?
Blue: Oh no, here we go with the kidnapping thing again. Look, Ganon. I REALLY need a vacation... I'm not looking to save Zelda again for a while.
*All Villains look at each other*
Blue: Nevermind, nevermind. Back off the Princess.
Zelda: Forget it. Ganondorf, come to my castle. We'll see what happens then.
Link: That was low, Toon Link.
Blue: Yes, I realize that. I am sorry.
Ganondorf: I'm listening, Princess. You can count on seeing me soon... at your castle
Dark Link: Wait, wait a second. You NEED an invitation to a princess' castle to kidnap her? Really? Cause I just walk in, take her, and sneak out. It is easy. So...
Ganondorf: Well...no, but I normally can't just SNEAK past her guards. Have you seen how tall I am?
Groose: And Green?
Ganondorf and Dark Link:...
Ghirahim: *Stifles laughter*
Groose: Sorry, sorry. Continue. *Snickers*
Oot Link: None of you will lay a finger on Zelda. Do I make myself clear?
Zelda: I can handle myself, thank you.
Dark Link: Right, yeah Princess. That is why you get kidnapped over and over and over and o-
BEN: I think one over was enough *snickers*
Midna: Okay I think we get it, Dark.
Me: Alrighty... let's close out this chapter without killing each other.
YOU ARE READING
Fun with Zelda
HumorThis book is a book I wrote a couple of years ago but since I can't get back into the account that I had it on I'm going to post it on here. just so you all don't think I'm stealing the book. I don't own Nintendo or its characters
