Me: I'm back with another chapter, If you don't hear from me I guess the characters will do...stuff
Ghirahim: We will- I will- entertain you! I am more entertaining than these imbeciles. *Hair Flip*
Ganondorf: Excuse you?
Ghirahim: *Gulp* N-nothing.
Ganondorf: That's what I thought.
Zelda: Hello! I can't wait for more questions! We will try to answer every one.
Me: First question, Link did you know you have fangirls.
Link: *Blushes* I-I do?
Navi: Oh shuddap, Link! You have way too many fangirls! Well, I have fans too!
Me: Are you sure about that Navi?
Navi: YES! DON'T QUESTION ME!
Link: I have fangirls?
Dark Link: I think we can all agree that they like me more than you. Am I right? *Eyebrow wiggle* And yes, you have fangirls. But not as much as me!
Link:...
Ganondorf: No. They love me more. I mean, I DO hold the Triforce of Power
Me: *Face turns Red*
Vaati: Are you alright?
Me: Yeah don't mind me...
Ganondorf: *Raises eyebrow*
Me: WHAT?! STOP STARING AT ME! *Grabs blanket and hides*
Everyone: ...
Groose: *Rolls eyes*, As if! You are green and hairy. They like me! The ladies man! *Winks*
Dark Link: *Snickers*
Groose: What?
Ghirahim: Yeah, uh... *Laughs* Let's not get started on your hair...for the sake of whatever dignity you have.
Link and Zelda: *Laughs*
Groose: What?! I have the best hair out of all of you!
Ilia: No...uh...I think that guy has some pretty nice hair. *Points at Vaati*
Vaati: Oh why thank you, darling. *Zones out*
Ilia: you are welcome. What was your name again?
Vaati: *Looking out window*
Ilia: Um...
Me: VAATI!
Vaati: *Jumps* What? oh, sorry. Did someone ask me something? Did I finally get a question?!
Me: Yeah, you did.
Ilia: I asked what your name was?
Vaati: Why do you even want to know? I am bad. Y-you...you...my name is Vaati.
Ilia: Okay. Nice to meet you!
Vaati: *Blushes* ...Okay...
Dark Link: I am so bored.
Ghirahim: Oh! Why don't we sing a song?
Dark Link: *Rolls eyes* No.
Ghirahim: Fine, whatever.
Link: We could ask each other questions? *Brushes hair out of eyes*
Zelda: What is Midna doing?
Zant: Oh! Oh! I know this one! *Raises hand*
Zelda: N-no! I was asking what she was doing...I-it wasn't my question, question...
Zant: Huh?
Zelda: Nevermind.
Skull Kid: Teehee! I want to play a game! Does anyone want to play a game?
Midna: Sure.
Zant: *Glares at Midna*
TP-Link: Back. Off.
Zant: Why?
Ghirahim: Uh oh...
Ganondorf: What did I miss?
Zelda: Oh dear...
Zant: What will you do? *Pokes Link's nose*
TP-Link: *Transforms into wolf, Bites Zant's hand*
Zant: OOUUCHH! GET HIM OFF! OFF!!
Zelda: *Facepalm*
*Zant runs around screaming and Link is still biting his fingers*
Ghirahim: *Picking at fingernails*
Zelda: Shouldn't we break those two up?
Me: Yeah...we should. *Hits Zant*
TP-Link: *Transforms into human* Thanks.
Me: No Problem
Zant: *Sucking fingers*
Ghirahim: *Sneaks up behind Oot Link*
Oot Link: Seriously?
Ghirahim: Drats...
Dark Link: *Smirks*
Oot Link: What?
Dark Link: *Smirking*
Oot Link: What?!
Dark Link: *Still smirking*
Oot Link: WHAT?!
Dark Link: What?
Oot Link: ...
Ghirahim: I think what Dark is trying to do here, is read your mind...
Characters: WHAT?!
Oot Link: YOU CAN DO THAT?!
Dark Link: Yeah, well....sometimes. GHIRAHIM, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM!
Ghirahim: Oh, well...sorry then. *Hair Flip*
Fi: Link, I calculate a 93.7% chance that Ghirahim is an ignorant life form that should be relocated...
SS Link: *Cracks knuckles* Gladly
Zelda: Wow, she is by far the most smartest sword spirit I've ever known.
Ghirahim: What? I am...not ignorant...And I am very smart! I am the most skillful fighter! I am the most loyal! How could you say such a thing? What about the other 1%
Fi: My calculations aren't always correct.
Ghirahim: So there is a possibility you and I could work out? *Winks*
SS Link: *Chases Ghirahim*
Fi: Not happening.
Everybody: *Watches*
Groose: Anyways...Bye! See you soon! And please tell us who has the best hair...
Vaati: ME! It has been proven, Moose! I have the best hair!
Me: I agree!
Groose: It is Groose, not Moose! And no, I have the best hair!
Midna: *Hair pushes the boys away* No, I have the best hair.
Me: Well, we will find out soon bye!
YOU ARE READING
Fun with Zelda
HumorThis book is a book I wrote a couple of years ago but since I can't get back into the account that I had it on I'm going to post it on here. just so you all don't think I'm stealing the book. I don't own Nintendo or its characters
