Me: Hello! I have another dare for today!
Ghirahim and Fi: *Staring at each other*
Link: ANOTHER dare!? Awesome! This is getting so much more interesting as we go!
Midna: Yeah, I have to agree.
Me: Well, this one is REALLY interesting. I have NO idea how this is going to play out...
Vaati: Really? Is that good or bad?
Zant: Maybe it is a good thing. Unpredictable dares are the best dares. *laughs*
Me: Are you sure you want to say that?
Zant:...Yeah...why?
Zelda: Uh-oh. I have a bad feeling about this...*Smirks*
Me: Well...I am just going to tell you the dare. *Chuckles* I dare Zant to do the same as Ghirahim
Zant:...You mean...FINDING MY LOVE?! *Gulps*
Link: 0_0
Ilia: 0_0
Zant: S-so...you want me to find a girl I actually like?!
Ganondorf: I can tell you all now-He never shuts up about one person but I won't say *Snickers*
Me: Well, who is this girl?
Zant:...umm...
Zelda: Well, at least he likes SOMEONE...
Vaati: Zant doesn't show much emotion when it comes to love, though Princess.
Link: Well, I understand how he feels. I don't know how I would answer this dare, either!
Ghirahim: *Puts an arm around Fi* I can't wait to find out who he likes. *Evil Smile*
Midna: He looks so lost right now. *Laughs*
Dark Link: LET'S FIGURE SOMETHING OUT! *Laughs*
Me: Okay! I got it! AND WHO GAVE HIM COFFEE!!!
Skull Kid: Let's play a game! and oops!
Vaati: I don't think that now is a good time for games, Skull Kid.
Me: No, it's a perfect time, actually! How about we play a dating game! *Smiles and lays head on Ganondorf's shoulder*
Ilia: What's a dating game?
Me: Well, I will get three girls to sit behind a curtain. Their voices will all be disguised to sound the same, so Zant won't know who is who! I know Zant likes someone this might be the perfect time to find out who, and Zant, I know you like being hyper and loud but in this scenario, you have to not shout and yell and be calm
Zant: I can try. So where do I come in? How do we know if it is the right person?
Me: Zant, you will ask questions to figure out who it is! *Smiles*
Ganondorf: Oh, I get it. But...What if none of the girls is the one Zant has in mind.
Me: *Shrugs* We just guess that is all we have to do I suppose
Link: Yeah I agree
Me: Well then, let's stop yapping and get started
Zant: Okay. I am ready. Maybe you will figure out who I like so lets give this a try *Blushes*
YOU ARE READING
Fun with Zelda
HumorThis book is a book I wrote a couple of years ago but since I can't get back into the account that I had it on I'm going to post it on here. just so you all don't think I'm stealing the book. I don't own Nintendo or its characters
