Me: Hey guys! we have gotten to 18 parts! Yay!
Dark and Ganondorf: *smiling*
Me: Anyways we are no longer in separate rooms Yay!
Link: We made up. Well... All I had to do was apologize. It was killing me that I had hurt my OWN shadow's feelings and I kinda forgot Ganondorf had feelings too, so yeah.
Me: Yep! So now I don't have to miss our hilarious convos!
Link: You missed out on NOTHING last time. Zant did a belly dance...
Ganondorf: Oh god....
Me: *Laughing*
Vaati: IT WAS EPIC...yet disturbing...
Zant: I DID THE DARE, I am not a coward, so what do you expect?!
Ghirahim: Not a coward? Huh. Could've fooled me...
Zant: THAT IS IT, I WILL KILL YOU-
Dark: NO! Stop screaming, I am getting a headache.
Ganondorf: I will banish you from your realm if you continue to yell Zant.
Me: Anyways lets answer questions.
Link: What were you talking about in the other room the last chapter?
Ganondorf: I'm beginning to wonder if he always eavesdrops...
Me: Well to answer your question, we were talking about Zelda. I asked Dark Link if he thought that Zelda was attractive...
Dark: And I answered with "No. If anyone is attracted to her, It would be Link because he is always being chased by peasant girls, so Zelda adds some diversity"
Ganondorf: Like I said last chapter, well said...
Me: *Laughing uncontrollably*
Link: *Blushes* Guys, another thing you missed...was me telling Zelda that I had no such feelings such as those kinds, for her...
Me: *Stops laughing* Oh.
Ganondorf: Oh. I'm quite surprised considering you always rescue her from me.
Dark: Oh. Well, it was still funny.
Zelda: *Clears throat*
Vaati: Pffft! IT IS FUNNY!
Link: AND I would not choose a woman for her popularity or fame. Another thing, who says I am always chased by PEASANTS??? also Just because I rescue her doesn't mean I'm in love with her...and if you meant peasants as Ruto, she wasn't a peasant she was a--
Dark Link: Fish. She was a fish.
Link: No she w-
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Fun with Zelda
HumorThis book is a book I wrote a couple of years ago but since I can't get back into the account that I had it on I'm going to post it on here. just so you all don't think I'm stealing the book. I don't own Nintendo or its characters
