Me: Hi guys, I have some more questions for you!
Dark Link: Ah, we have some more go ahead and tell us who they are for!
Vaati: For muah? *Winks*
Link: *Laughs*
Ganondorf: *Wakes up* Uh,
Zant: YOU ARE AWAKE!
Me: Yay!
Ganondorf: Yes, I am awake imbecile. *Rubs face*
Me: 0_0 A-anyways, these questions are for Midna, Ghirahim, Ganondorf, and Groose!
Groose: FINALLY?!? I have finally got a question! Do mine first!
Me: O-okay, okay! Calm down...you are really gonna like this question...*Smirks* Groose, why do you pick on Link?
Link:...
Zelda: Hmm. Good question. Groose?
Groose: *Blushes* I-I...umm...
Ganondorf: *Chuckles* Who can resist picking on that puny weakling? And why is my cape on me?
Me: Umm, I don't k-know...
Ganondorf: *Raises an eyebrow*
Me: What?
Ganondorf: I know you covered me up.
Me: Well I don't want you to freeze to death!
Ganondorf: Okay...
Dark Link: Well, puny...yes. He is really skinny. But...he isn't a weakling. I should know. We fought a lot.
Ganondorf: Why are you standing up for him?
Dark Link:...I-I'm not...
Link:...
Vaati: ...ANYWAYS! Groose just answers the question.
Groose: I...guess...I was kind of... *Mumbles* Jealous.
Zelda: Wait-what was that Groose? I couldn't hear you...
Groose: I said...I g-guess I was...j-jealous...
Characters: *Laughs*
Link: Wait, you were jealous of me?
Groose:...Yes.
Link: W-why?
Groose: Because! You and Zelda were really close friends. And, you could sleep during class and show a little effort and still get good grades and you succeeded at everything. I'm a failure.
Link: No, you're not! You are just different! You can do whatever you put your mind to.
Ghirahim: Oh, stop trying to sugar coat it Link! Groose, you are pathetic and you will never be as good as Link. Or as good as me. *Hair flip*
Link: Shut up Ghirahim! Groose, don't listen to him. You are awesome.
Midna: Oh, how heartwarming.
Dark Link: Pffft. Okay, Next question!
Me: Okay, here we go! Midna what is it like being in the twilight realm?
Midna: Ah! It is unbelievable there! The Twilight is so beautiful, and the Twili people are so kind. Being their ruler is even more amazing. I think Link can agree that the Twilight Realm is just a serene place to be! Isn't that right, Link?
Link: Yeah! The Twilight Realm is pretty cool. Including all the odd creatures and plants that inhabit the Twilight Realm, there are so many things to see there.
Midna: Indeed. There are glowing lights, beautiful colors, ah! There is so much that I wish you could see with your own eyes! *Smiles* Maybe I could take you all there, sometime!
Me: Ooh! That would be cool! Next question. Ganondorf, why do you like me?
Ganondorf: *Snorts and coughs* You have got to be kidding me, LOOK in the mirror darling! And your personality is something I have looked for before in a woman but they don't compare to you! What kind of question is that?!
Ghirahim, Vaati, Dark Link and Zant: *Eyes widen* Y-you f-fell in love with an h-human!!!!!
Ganondorf: SHUT UP IDIOTS!
All villains: ... *Shut up*
Zelda: Link??
Me: Where did he go?
Zelda: Beats me,
Ganondorf: Wow thats a first.
Zant: YOU YELL TOO LOUD!
Vaati: Look who's talking...
Zant:...you?
Ghirahim: ???
Link: *Walks in room*
Me: 0_0
Zelda: Where did you go?
Link: That Imbecile won't stop yelling so I walked out
Ghirahim: For once I agree!
Characters:...
Skull Kid: Just read the next question. This silence is killing me!
Midna: *Laughs*
Me: Okay, Ghirahim, have you ever fell in love or learned to love?
Link:...
Characters:...hmmm....
Ganondorf: *Snickers*
Ghirahim: U-um. I seem to have been caught off guard by that question...Well, I-I...*Sad face*
Characters: *Listening*
Ilia: *Curious*
Ghirahim: *Sighs* There was a time when love was easily felt in my heart, yes. When my heart was more sensitive to feelings such as that. *Looks at ground*
Zelda:...*Sad face*
Vaati: *Interested*
Ghirahim: *Sighs* I am sorry. *Clears throat* There was a beautiful young lady whom I fell deeply in love with...
Link: *Tilts head*
Ghirahim: She loved the springtime...and her favorite color was blue. She loved to sing and dance. I was a year older than her..but...
Me and Ganondorf: *Leans closer*
Ghirahim: *Angry* Someone took her away and brainwashed her! *Seething with anger* We will never be the same thanks to that cruel man!
Vaati: 0_0
Dark Link: It's okay, Ghirahim. Calm down.
Ghirahim: *Sighs* I am sorry for all my useless blabbering. To answer your question, yes I have fallen in love before. *Sad face*
Ilia: I am sorry about that, Ghirahim. I never knew that about you...
Zant: I DIDN'T KNOW EITHER!
Zelda: Hmm. *Whispers to Malon* I wonder who she was?
Malon: *Shrugs* I don't know...
Skull Kid: Malon? You are here? You are so quiet we never knew!
Malon: *Chuckles*
Me: Well, this has been a pretty interesting chapter for me. I hope you enjoyed!
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Fun with Zelda
HumorThis book is a book I wrote a couple of years ago but since I can't get back into the account that I had it on I'm going to post it on here. just so you all don't think I'm stealing the book. I don't own Nintendo or its characters
