Me: No questions today, so I guess...the characters will ask each other...stuff. *Shrugs*
Link: Yeah, we could always do that!
Malon: I am back! I thought I would stay home for a while. *Smiles*
Zelda: Oh! I was wondering where you went to. Where are the other characters that were supposed to be here?
Me: Yeah, where have they been this whole thing so far?
Saria: I'm here, me and Malon--
Malon: Oh, it's okay guys, we had a sleepover.
Saria: *Smiles*
Me: Seriously? We have been working our butts off to entertain and answer questions, while you two ate popcorn, watched Disney movies and painted each other's fingernails?
Malon: *Guilty Face* ...Yes...
Me: AWESOME! I want to join next time!
Link: Y-you mean..you'd let us ask each other questions and talk with each other...ALL on our own???
Me: Yeah, totally. You may burn down the whole place, but hey! I want to hang out with Malon and Saria. They are awesome characters.
Malon and Saria: Yay! Thanks!
Malon: We could totally have a sleepover! Zelda, why don't you come? It will be So fun, you too Midna!
Midna and Zelda: Yes, of course!
Ghirahim: Hey, Link. Looks like we will be alone with Zant and Vaati. *Cracks knuckles*
Link: *Eye twitch*
All Girls: *Squeals and giggles*
Link: Hey...um...I don't think I am comfortable with you leaving us alone.
Me: It'll be okay, Link! Trust me! You will be in charge, too! You can call me if you are uncomfortable an--
Link: Oh trust me... *Glances at Ghirahim* I am uncomfortable...
Malon: You'll be OKAY. You are really responsible. And like she said, just call us. *Smiles*
Link: *Sighs* Okay...I'll do it. But you owe me!
Me: Okay then, that settles it. The girls will be gone tomorrow, including me! Link will be in charge, Good luck to you all. *Laughs*
Link: *Sighs*
Dark Link: Oi', Link! *Snickers*
Link: *Looks to Dark* What?
Dark: *Cracks knuckles and points to Link*
Link: *Eyes Widen* U-uh..G-guys...
Me: Well, anyways...*Notices Link*
What is wrong? You look sick...
Link: *Breathes* I-I...u-uh...nevermind.
Me: You sure? Okay.
Zelda: Ganondorf! Be nice to Link while we are gone! Got it?
Ganondorf: And what will you do, princess, if I am not...'nice'?
Zelda: *Scowls* Do you really want to know?
Vaati: Really? Do you honestly think we are going to waste our time off from all these games to chase the one we are enemies with INSIDE the games? And to think she had the Triforce of Wisdom...
Link: Shut up, Vaati
Vaati: *Looks at Link* shrimp
Link: Ant.
Me: Hey! Enough!
Vaati: How da--
Ghirahim: Don't waste your time on him, Vaati. He isn't worth it. *Hair flips*
Link: *Rolls eyes*
Me: Okay guys. Please do not kill each other while I am gone, and PLEASE stop bickering with one another.
Zant: No promises.
Ghirahim: *Taking selfies with Skull Kid*
Me: *Rolls eyes* Bye guys! See you after tomorrow.
Skull Kid: Bye!
YOU ARE READING
Fun with Zelda
HumorThis book is a book I wrote a couple of years ago but since I can't get back into the account that I had it on I'm going to post it on here. just so you all don't think I'm stealing the book. I don't own Nintendo or its characters
