Me: I have a bunch of questions and they are fun and also dares and this is gonna be fun cuz I'm splitting this into a few chapters because they are speed rounds here we go! Ghirahim, I dare you to make Link a Neko
Ghirahim: *Snaps his fingers*
*Poof*
Link:...I'm a cat...
Midna: No, not actually...
Zant: LINK HAS CAT EARS!!!
Me: What is Zelda's political view?
Zelda: um...to be honest, I don't have one!
Me: That is fine I don't like getting into that kind of stuff either.
Me: What does Link do when he's not saving the world?
Link: hmm... Well, I like to go fishing.
Dark Link: *Snickers*
Link: *Laughs* I also LOVE to sleep. So I sleep in mostly. I enjoy reading also. I am a boring person...
Me: What does my Ganon do when he isn't kidnapping Zelda?
Ganondorf: It's GANONDORF, not 'Ganon'!
Me: Sorry *Slouches into chair*
Ganondorf: Sorry, And Well, I usually just chill with Ghirahim and Zant or Vaati if they don't annoy me
Me: Do Hylians have showers in Hyrule (Addressed to Link or Zelda)
Vaati: Good question...
Zelda and Link: Yes
Zelda: We do have showers, but they aren't like yours from the human world. They are much different.
Link: And most people in Hyrule just use the springs or lake and waterfalls for their baths and showers...
Ghirahim:...ew
Me: Link, how can you stand Tingle from Windwaker?
Link: Well...I can't. *Laughs* But, I have to be kind to everyone, so...I just walk away. *Smiles*
Me: I would love someone to turn Ganondorf into a small boar.
Ghirahim: *Snaps fingers*
*Poof*
Ganondorf: *Blinks* *Snorts*
Link: Awww! He is so adorable! and small!
Everyone:...
Me: Omg! *Picks up Ganondorf and hugs him*
Ganondorf: *nuzzles my neck*
Me: I will never put him down!
Ganondorf: *Snorts*
Me: Okay, that's it for this chapter! Bye!
YOU ARE READING
Fun with Zelda
HumorThis book is a book I wrote a couple of years ago but since I can't get back into the account that I had it on I'm going to post it on here. just so you all don't think I'm stealing the book. I don't own Nintendo or its characters
