Me: Questions! Vaati! Link! Get over here!
Vaati: Yay!
Link: Oh boy.
Me: 0_0
Link: Sorry. Questions?
Me: Question #1: Link, who is the worst villain?
Link: Worst villain? Hmmm *Rubs chin*
Dark Link: *Snickers*
Link: Dark, would you cut it out? I am trying to think!
Dark Link: *Frowns* Fine...
Link: *Still thinking*
Dark Link: *Pushes Zant off cliff*
Zant: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Link: Zant, BE QUIET!
Zelda: Uh, Link?
Link: Not now, Zelda. I have to answer this question...
Zelda: 0_0
Dark Link: LINK!
Link: Dark, for the last time, SHUT IT!!!!
Dark Link: *Crosses arms*
Link: Well...there is always Ganondorf...But Skull kid was bad in Majora's mask...hmmm...
Dark Link: *Steals BENS DS*
BEN: Give that back!
Link: Shut up BEN!
BEN: *crosses arms*
Dark Link: *Trips Vaati*
Vaati: Ouch! Seriously?!?
Dark Link: *Evil laugh*
Link: Guys! Cut it out- wait...Dark Link! Dark Link is the worst! By far!
Dark Link: Yes! Finally!
Zelda: *Rolls eyes*
Me: Okkaaaayyyy...Anyways! Next question! Question #2. Vaati if you were to take Ganondorf's place as Gerudo King, What would you do?
Vaati: *Rubbing knee* oh...uh...I don't know...hire more peasants?
Ghirahim: What? That is absolutely absurd! You have all that power and what do you do with it? Hire peasants?
Vaati: Well, what would you do, 'Diamond lord'?
Ghirahim: Don't say it like that. It is just Diamond Lord. I would spend a lot of time planning on what I would do with his dusty old castle. Honestly, it could use a new makeover. *Whispers* I think he could use one, as well.
Vaati: *Chuckles*
Ganondorf: I heard that. And no one is taking my place. I am a strong monarch, I am powerful. No one, I repeat NO ONE is taking my place. End. Of. Discussion.
Vaati: Hmph
Me: Okay! Thank you, guys! Goodbye!
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Fun with Zelda
HumorThis book is a book I wrote a couple of years ago but since I can't get back into the account that I had it on I'm going to post it on here. just so you all don't think I'm stealing the book. I don't own Nintendo or its characters
