Link: Okay, so... I think I can handle this without the Host (AKA Samantha).
Zant: I MADE POPCORN!!!
Ghirahim: Oh, how delightful *Claps hands*
Skull Kid: We should go spy on the girls! *Giggles*
Link: What-- No, no. We are staying here and ask questions!
Ghirahim: Oh, but it would have been so humorous to prank them all. *Evil grin*
Link: No one is pranking anyone, do you understand?
Dark Link: Why are you so uptight? *Grabs Link's shoulder* Come on, we were kidding...
Link: *Jumps* Ah! U-uh...wh-who is upt-tight? I am NOT u-uptight!
Dark Link: *Chuckles* Riiight...well then, I am going to go jump out the window and into the pool...*Smirk*
Link: What?!? NO! N-no jumping out of windows while I am in charge!
Zant: UPTIGHT!!!
Skull Kid: ...
Ghirahim: You know, I support you jumping out of the window Dark. Do you want to know why?
Dark Link: ...
Ghirahim: Because with just one snap of my finger, I can teleport that swimming pool from underneath you...YOU WILL FALL TO YOUR DEATH!!!! *Evil laugh*
Zant: ...
Link: Wow, Ghirahim. Not only did you shut Zant up, but you are being so...evil to a fellow villain. Just wow...*Shakes head*
Ghirahim: *Stops laughing* What? Do you think I am merciful to him? I am mean to everyone...and FABULOUS!
Link: *Eye Twitch* Anyways, let's ask each other questions...
Skull Kid: *Stuffing face with popcorn*
Zant: DON'T EAT ALL OF IT!!!!
Ganondorf: *Wakes up from 5-hour nap*... What are we doing?
Link: Look who w-woke u-up...
Vaati: Let's play truth or Dare!!! *Brushes hair out of face*
Link: Ah! W-were did you come from???
Vaat: Well, that is a long story. I used to be a picor--
Link: No, no! Like...where did you JUST come from?
Vaati: ???
Link: Nevermind. And no, we are NOT playing truth or dare.
Vaati: AW, Come on!
Zant: WHY NOT?!?!
Skull kid: Ah! But I want to play a game! *Pouty face*
Link: ...That won't help, kid. And we aren't playing because I am surrounded by you guys...my enemies.
Ghirahim: So?
Link: So, you could all send me to my literal death playing truth or dare.
Ganondorf: *Grunts*
Zant: *Rubs chin*
Link: Don't even think about it, Zant
Vaati: Really? He's Zant...He doesn't think about ANYTHING...
Zant: Hey!
Link: True.
Zant: Hey!!!
Ganondorf: Oh, let's just play truth or dare already. What else will we do to pass the time?
Skull kid: EAT TACOS!!!! *Cheers*
Link: ...Fine.
Skull Kid: We are eating tacos? Yes!
Dark Link: *Hits Skull Kid in the head* No you idiot, we are playing Truth or Dare...
Skull Kid: *Rubs head* Ouch. Okay, it is a game. I'll play!
Link: No hitting! Okay, who goes first?
Dark Link: Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: Fine. Dark, I dare you to jump out the window and into the pool.
Link: You heard that through your loud snoring???
Ganondorf: Yes. And watch it, punk.
Link: 0_0
Dark Link: *Jumps out window* Whooo, YES!!!
Ghirahim: *Snaps pool away*
Dark Link: OUUCCHH! *Groans*
Link: *Tries to hide smile*
Ganondorf: *Facepalms*
Link: G-Ghirahim...*Chuckles* ...that wasn't necessary.
Ghirahim: Or was it? *Smirks*
Link: *Laughs*
Skull Kid: *Giggles* That was fun to watch!
Link: Who is going next? and keep it appropriate
Vaati: *Mocking Link in a girls voice*
Link: *Rolls eyes*
Zant: *Has popcorn bowl on head*
Skull Kid: *Laughing at Zant*
Link: *Whispers* Help me...
Vaati: What was that, Link?
Link: N-nothing! Until next time! Bye!
YOU ARE READING
Fun with Zelda
HumorThis book is a book I wrote a couple of years ago but since I can't get back into the account that I had it on I'm going to post it on here. just so you all don't think I'm stealing the book. I don't own Nintendo or its characters
