Me: Okay! We are gonna do some more truth or dare! And let's not kill each other either! I also have a question.
Dark Link: *Laughs psychotically* Cofffeeee!
Link: Who gave you coffee?????
Dark Link: Huh, Samantha's mother but she couldn't stay because she had to do some stuff.
Me: Oh no....*Yells into living room* THANKS, MOM!!!!
Mom: No problem!
Dark Link: THANK YOU!!
Ganondorf: *Laughs*
Me: *Shakes head*
Link: Anyways...what are the Dares?
Me: Okay! First one! All enemies annoy Zelda for being so annoying.
Zelda: Am I really annoying to you?
Me: *Heehee*
Midna: You can be at times...
Link: Uh...in an overprotective, bossy kinda way....
Zelda: Ilia, am I annoying to you?
Ilia: Uhh...I plead the 5th...
Dark Link: *Laughs* YES! SOMEONE FINALLY ADMITS HOW ANNOYING SHE IS!!!!
Ghirahim: I agree that the surface princess can be annoying, BUT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THAT COFFEE AWAY FROM DARK???
Zant: *Pokes Zelda repeatedly*
Zelda: Stop poking me.
Skull Kid: Why did you dress like a ninja? Why are you so short? Why do you smell like Mangos?
Dark Link: OOOH! I have a question! Why are you always kidnapped by my master and saved by Link?
Zelda: You are so cruel and mean to me. It is bad enough that I get treated like I do...
Link:...
Me: They are REALLY starting to annoy ME and I wasnt the one they were supposed to annoy.
Ganondorf: You heard the woman...Okay, I think that is enough for that dare.
Zelda: Thank you for putting an end to this...torture.
Ganondorf: Leave me alone.
Dark Link: THIS COFFEE IS AMAZING, WHERE DID YOUR MOM GET THIS????
Me: She made it herself...
Dark Link: YUM!!!
Me: Okay second truth or dare. Dark Link, what is your favorite flavor of coffee?
Midna: Wait, there is more than one flavor?
YOU ARE READING
Fun with Zelda
HumorThis book is a book I wrote a couple of years ago but since I can't get back into the account that I had it on I'm going to post it on here. just so you all don't think I'm stealing the book. I don't own Nintendo or its characters
