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*The author drops off another mysterious package at the Café Musain!*

This time, Enjolras needs no hesitation, he rips open the box before R can get to it

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This time, Enjolras needs no hesitation, he rips open the box before R can get to it.

Enjolras: YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THIS IS.

Courf: Well stop keeping it a secret, who's it from?!

Enjolras: It's from enjolras_marius and you'll NEVER BELIEVE what's in here! (He is quite enjoying his payback at R, who is fuming in the corner.)

R: Anyday now.

Gavroche: Is it a teddy bear?

Enjolras: Better.

Courf: C H O C O L A T E   C A K E

Enjolras: Better.  Joly, come here.

(Joly gets a sneak peek).

Joly: ASJDFKL;AJWEO;SFJDL;JF IT'S BEAUTIFUL IT'S THE BEST PRESENT EVER

Amis: WHAT IS IT?

R peering in and Enjolras bellowing: IT'S SOAP!

Amis: ...?

Enjolras: To keep clean with.  This soap - is the sign we await!

Trumpets: WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!

Enjolras (singing): This soap is a sign to us all-

A sign to you, R, and you, 'Ferre, and especially you, Gav -

This soap is a sign that we should keep clean

And if you don't I will become really mean

R (trying hard not to laugh): PFFFF t h a t ' s   n o t   a   s o n g 

Courf: Chief, why'd she give you soap? Lord knows you're cleaner than the rest of us:

(Enjolras looks at the scent label, which reads Kindness)

Enjolras: This is a sign that I need to...

Amis: LIGHTEN UP!  HURRAH!!!!

Amis: LIGHTEN UP!  HURRAH!!!!

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