Sabotage - Boris

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Song:Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off by Panic! At The Disco

Just a lil imagine of Boris torturing you

"Boris don't." A voice said, trying their best to stifle their laughter.

"Shut up Potter. It'll be funny." A russian boy said. My eyes were shut tight, still heavily asleep while somehow halfway waking up.

My nose churned, smelling something.

Something awful.

My eyes shot open, seeing Boris's ass in my face. "WHAT THE FUCK!" I shrieked as they took off running down the stairs with hystericals. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" I threw off my blankets, racing downstairs and tackling the one closet to me, which was sadly Theo. My fists slam down onto his body, screaming bloody murder. "YOU STUPID IDIOT!"

"Ow! Boris help me!" He cries as Boris ignores him, running outside. I followed him, screaming with fury as I tackled him in the water. My hand wrapped around his throat as we fought our way to the surface, splashing and cursing.

"You guys are sick."

The Next Day

My anger was still boiling from their little stunt from yesterday as I got out of the shower. Boris really have been pushing it, but it's my fault I fell for him. Theo was his little sidekick, Boris was Batman and Theo was Robin. I guess I'll be the joker even thought that should be their title.

I rinsed off my face, looking in the mirror.

Boris P.O.V

"Wait for it..." I whispered to Theo, counting down from three. "Three. Two. One." We covered our ears at her high pitch screams. Watching the bathroom door fly open. "What's wrong love?" I asked innocently. She began to punch me, making me fall down on the couch. "What's wrong?"

"YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG!" She shrieked, pointing to her hair. "MY HAIR'S BLUE! MY HAIR IS BLUE!" A whimper came out of her lips, making me feel quilty. But that didn't stop me from laughing. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"The color suits you."

"NO IT DOESN'T! YOU ARE DEAD! MY HAIR IS FUCKING BLUE FOR CHRIST SAKES!" Her face was turning red as she stormed upstairs, slamming her door shut.

The next day I was eating cereal when she came back down, shooting my the most evil look she could mange. And it was scary.

I smirked and hopped off the counter, kiss her neck from behind. "I'm sorry." She shrugged my off, going back to her room.

"I think we pushed her until she broke." Theo grumbles.

"She'll talk to me by tomorrow." I smirked.

She didn't, or the next, or the next, or even when she went to the salon to get all the dye out and return her hair to her original color. A week went by and now I wasn't a happy camper.

"Y/n." I called out as she came back in from walking.  She didn't bother to look at me as she went back upstairs. I was on her tail and just went I thought she was about to let me in, she slam the door in my face. My shoulders slump when I heard it lock.

"Told you." Theo laughs, running off though when I threw him a glare.

I turn back to the door, knocking lightly. "Baby I'm sorry." There was no response, having me to knock louder. "Y/n I truly am sorry. Just please open the door." She didn't. "Okay I'm gonna pick the lock." It didn't take a minute before I heard the satisfying click, opening the door. Y/n was laying on her bed, her back facing me. "Y/n."

"Go away."

"No."

She let out a fustrated growl and threw her pillow at me. I caught it, setting it down on a chair.

"Y/n, what can I do to make it up to you?" Y/n didn't respond, her y/c/h covering her face. "Food?" She turned to me slightly, perking up. "Uh...we don't have any..."

"Then leave."

I ignored her, laying down next to her. "You know that's not going to happen. Just let me lay with you."

I thought she was going to say no as she faced me but she only snuggled into my chest. A smile appeared on my face as I gave her a soft kiss, falling asleep.

The next morning I woke up to see her smiling at me. I glanced at the clock to see it was past noon. "Good morning."

"Morning." She kissed me. "I slept good."

"That's nice to hear. Now let's go downstairs, Theo promised up pancakes."

She cheers by raising her fist in the air. "Last one is a rotten egg."

"That makes so sense." I snort, running anyway.

Theo was humming to some Queen song, flipping pancakes before turning the bacon. When he turned around he dropped the spatula, gawking at us. I saw Y/n with the hickie I made last night revealed. "Quit staring. It's not like you haven't seen her with hickies."

"I-it's not that." Theo says, keeping laughter inside.

"What are you idiots laughing about?"

"L-Here." Theo grabs a mirror, making it face my eyebrows.

My jaw dropped. "What happened to my eyebrows?" There was nothing there.

"That's not the worse part." He steps back, getting my whole face entirely.

"Y/N!" Y/n couldn't take it anymore, her and Theo laughing as they fell to the ground. She got a sharpie and made my face look like a pirate. The eye patch and everything, she even drew a penis on my cheek, making it face my mouth. Pretty soon I joined in in the laughter. "I gotta admit, you did good."

"I learn from the best."

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