29 pt.2

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"You guys are always attacking me!!" Soobin whines loudly.

"Nah, you just make things too obvious, hyung." Kai deadpans.

"Right? Everyone can tell you like Jihyun because you blush whenever you're around her." Beomgyu snorts.

"Don't act like you guys don't like her, too!" Soobin crosses his arms.

"At least we don't make it as obvious as you~" Beomgyu teases him.

"You're just digging your own grave, Soobin~" Yeonjun says.

"All of this 'crush' talk is making me uncomfortable. You guys are all weird, now stop it." I deadpan, and they become silent.

"Yeah, you guys are weird- having a crush on my sister, that's so weird.." Taehyun shivers dramatically.

My phone began to buzz so I unlocked it to see what it was.

YOUNGHOON
meet up at the cafe @2?

ERIC
hopefully i can make it because my aunt is being a karen right now

CHANGMIN
why, what's wrong?

ERIC
she's yelling at me for not loving my parents when they abused us! how shitty is that!

JIHYUN
i'm sorry, eric.. if you manage to escape, i'll buy you boba

ERIC
:0 really hyunnie? you will? you promise, hmm? will you really? huh? are you lying to me? are you just playing with my heart?

JIHYUN
i promise -.-

JUYEON
jihyun is the only one who brings out eric's baby side and he actually is proud of it

HYUNJAE
ikr,. He always attacks US when he acts cute

ERIC
jihyun, you make my heart pound~

CHANGMIN
that is disgusting, eric

JACOB
sangyeon hyung is it okay for you to leave the hospital?

SANGYEON
his aunt is here so it'll be okay

YOUNGHOON
ok so all of us are meeting at the cafe, correct

KEVIN
yesssss

CHANHEE
what about you, hyunjoon?

HWALL
meet at cafe for wat

HAKNYEON
to hang out and talk dip shit

HWALL
shut ur gum ball football baseball soccer ball shaped head up

HAKNYEON
o wow :(...

ERIC
you should come, Hyunjoon!! you can meet jihyun :D

HWALL
who said i want to meet her

JUYEON
hyunjoon stop being a petty little bitch

HWALL
just WHY are you guys so obsessed w her cmon she's probably only using you for popularity have you guys thought about that

ERIC
hyunjoon i will actually carve out your bones and make sure there is no skin or organ left in your body and let your deceased remains rot in your closet so that maggots can eat it all because jihyun DOES not use us for popularity you fucking bitch i will throw a baseball at your big head so shut up

HYUNJAE
for fuck's sake jihyun is not who you think now stop being a three year old for one second and just meet us at the goddamn cafe you fucking bitch oh my god stop being so petty you don't even know her what's wrong with you just MEET US AT THE CAFE bc 1, we haven't seen you in the longest time and 2, we actually care about you you dumb bitch unlike your closet so stop being a petty bitch hyunjoon

SANGYEON has kicked HYUNJAE out the chat.

HWALL
thank you hyung he's so rude

KEVIN
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that was funny

HAKNYEON
i died for a good 2 minutes

ERIC
add him back, hyungs!! you guys are so mean

HWALL
you're only saying that eric becoz he's actually defending your girlfriend

JUYEON
here we go

KEVIN
prepare for blast off

CHANHEE
3

HAKNYEON
2

ERIC
for the last fucking time hyungs if i ever have to say this dumb shit one more time i will go to each of your houses and poke your eyeballs out and collect them in a jar then feed them to a farm of fucking goats,, Jihyun is not my fucking girlfriend now shut the fuck up about it unless you want to live with no eyeballs

JIHYUN
what is wrong with you all today

HYUNJAE has been added to the chat.

HYUNJAE
why did you fuckers kick from the group chat

JUYEON
is everybody off their rockers today LMAO i'm dying this is so funny

KEVIN
you guys are funny today lololol

HWALL
i'm not going you guys have fun

JUYEON
what the fuck is there better to do than see your best friends, hyunjoon? don't tell me you'd rather go out fucking shopping for the tenth time in a week because your ass likes clothing and fashion more than your best friends of 8 years. you are a little piece of shit for not wanting to see us, i bet you're just gonna stay your lazy ass at home and make out with your new gucci jacket like you always do with new clothes

JIHYUN
what the fuck is wrong with you guys

YOUNGHOON
yea I'm logging off see you guys soon

YOUNGHOON has logged off

JIHYUN has logged off

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