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They then appear, two people I used to love and now love to hate. 'Morning campers.' Ant and Dec skip in cheerily. 'So the public have been voting for who they want to face today's Bushtucker Trial. This one is called Arc of Agony.' 'In no particular order. Kate. The public have decided... it's not you.' She breathes a sigh of relief. 'Flower. I mean. James.' We all laugh. 'They've decide it's not you.'

'Nadine. It's not you.'

'Cliff. It isn't you.'

'Roman. It's not you.'

'Andrew. It might be you.' He nods and I can't help but think it might be something to do with what happened between him and Ian.

'Maia.' My eyes widened a slight smile on my face. 'It's not you.' I breathe a sigh of relief.

'Myles. It isn't you.'

'Andy. It's not you.'

'And Caitlyn.' 'Howoy Pet.' She interrupts them with her Geordie impression I'd taught her. Everyone, especially Ant and Dec, absolutely howling. 'It's not you.'

'Which means Jacqueline. It might be you.' She shakes her head, looking down at the floor. 'Go on Andrew.' She mumbles and we laugh.

'So Jacqueline and Andrew the person they want to see face Arc of Agony is... Andrew.' Everyone cheers. Jac was off the hook and Andrew was out the camp for a while. Seemed like a win win.

Not that I disliked him, but pretty much every argument we'd had so far in camp involved him. And to be honest he said he wanted to do one anyway.

'I tell you what. That dunny is a disaster zone this morning.' When we all separate off after Andrew leaves I lay in between Myles and Roman on Caitlyn's bed, watching as Ian pretends to have a conversation with the picture of his wife.

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Myles, Maia and Roman all laugh. 'The jungle can do very strange things to people. It can make you cry at the taste of a wagon wheel.' He points to me and I nod. 'But it can also make you feel like your having a full blown conversation with a loved one when you're just looking at a photo.' They all laugh at Myles. 'Just like Wrighty this morning.' Maia rests her arms on the boys' shoulders, pointing at the camera.

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'Who in the camp would you like to bring home to meet your family?' Caitlyn asks and everyone turns to Myles as he fan girls. 'I love Kendall.' Caitlyn laughs. 'I would marry Kendall tomorrow. I'll be a house husband. I'll cook.' Caitlyn laughs and Roman asks quickly. 'Whats her favourite meal?'

'There was this great pasta dish I used to make her with sausages, peppers in.' Myles nods, smirking slightly as we laugh. 'Can you make pasta from scratch?' Roman seems to be the ultimate wingman. 'Yeah yeah yeah. Light work.' We laugh. 'There you go. The way to her heart.' Caitlyn smiles and Myles' eyes go all googley. 'She is so fit though.' Roman agrees, and I see everyone's eyes on me through my peripheral as I braid my hair.

So then, for some reason, I'm a little relieved when Andrew comes back and we stop talking about it. I run down from my bed in my cutout swimsuit and shorts as he says. 'Let me just get some water and I shall tell you everything.' He makes us wait for a good 5 or 10 minutes before he comes back down, and I can see Ian getting annoyed.

'We're eating 10 stars.' He finally reveals, everyone cheering. Considering he was on his own he did do really well.

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