As soon as they leave I strip into my swimsuit, lying on the ground on a mat as the sun beams through the trees and I can sunbathe up here instead of having to go down the hill.
'So you've never like approached a girl first.' I was baffled at Myles' statement. 'Nope.' My jaw drops. 'How do you do it then? Just like Instagram?' I shake my head. This was bananas.
'Yeah. Instagram or if a girl approaches me.' Jacqueline seems to plot.
'So you wouldn't go up to Maia and ask for her number?' I squint through the sun, laughing as Myles flusters. 'I mean.' He hold his hands up and we all take the mick a little, watching as he flops back onto his bed.
'Oi nah. I'm not speaking no more in here.' We all laugh and I move my arm back down to my side.
'I mean she's gorgeous look at her she's glowing, sun on her like an angel.' Nadine hypes me up. 'That's sweat.' I laugh like a child and she covers her face. 'Maia I'm trying to help you out here.' I laugh.
'Maia how about you. How would you approach someone?' I move to lean on my elbows. 'Uhhh I don't know I haven't thought about it! I've not been on a date in like nearly 3 years so I've kind of forgotten what to do.' I chuckle. '3 YEARS!? Mad.' Myles' eyes widen and I smile. 'Yeah. Been too busy.'
'So, but, what's your ideal mans look like?' Jacqueline asks and I frown. 'I don't think it really matters what they look like. As long as whoever it is, has a good sense of humour, good personality, good chat.' Everyone nods. 'Yeah but you want someone who's as good looking as you are though let's be honest.' Kate laughs and I shake my head with a grin.
'Nah, anyone who gets with Maia's gonna be punching.' Roman jokes, punching my arm lightly, except it wasn't as lightly as he thought. 'Ooh shit.' 'Ow.' I laugh, used to it from back home but laughing as he laughed.
'Ayeeee hey guys!' The dynamic duo return, telling us they got six stars. And that Ian screamed like a child again. Couldn't wait to watch that back.
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'Celebrities. There is a new camp leader.' Roman reads from a note. 'YES!' I hop off the throne, jumping into my old hammock and almost falling out.
'The public have been voting for who they want to be the new leader. The leader is... Caitlyn.' She gets up and we all cheer for her. 'The campmate with the second highest number of votes and therefore the new deputy is...Andy.' He seems really shocked but we all cheer him on.
'Andy and Caitlyn, please make your way down the creek and assign the chores. Each campmate must take on a different role from before.' My eyes widen. 'Oh my god. We've lost our chef.' My arms flail around, Myles laughing at me.
'The leader and deputy must not take on any tasks themselves. If no rules are broken during Caitlyn's leadership, Camp will be rewarded.' We all gasp. 'Oooh what does that mean!?'
I take a seat on the floor, still in my swimsuit, but wearing my boots and shorts. Camp chefs ended up being Ian and Kate, Cleaners were James and Nadine. Washing up is Myles and Jacqueline. Maintenance is me and Roman, helping me with my workouts I guess. 'Cheers Caitlyn.' I wink at her jokingly, hi fiving Roman, the same partner as last time. 'Then Camp Gas is Cliff and Andrew.' They got away with it as Jacqueline and Andrew swapped pretty quickly so did mostly the other job and could actually do this one this time.
'Everyone good with that?' We all nod. 'Yep. Sounds good.'
But as we sat for lunch, Roman and I sharing the inflatable chair after lugging the water for the washing up afterwards. Ian and Andrew had a barney over Myles not being able to taste the rice.
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I'm A Celebrity 2019!
FanfictionThe little sister of Ashley and Jordan Banjo, Maia enters the Australian Jungle 3 years after her brother. She's danced and acted her way all around the world, but will Australia be the first place she cracks? And whilst she's in there will she be d...
