I'm A Celebrity 2019!

~ 24 ~

For some reason answering the dingo question is easier without James here. And as I'm awake this time I freeze, staring at Roman. 'Go!' I run, grabbing the phone as he hold the door open. 'Hello main camp.' I answer, all of them laughing.

'What percentage of adults think that Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year?' I listen to Kev. 'A 34 % or B 54%?' I shout.

'Okay. Put your hands up here if you think Christmas is the most wonderful time of year.' I ask. My hand goes straight up and so does everyone's. 'Easy, got to be higher then.' I shrug. 'Yep.'

'Okay. We're gonna go for B 54 % please Kev, my love.' I use Andrews catchphrase, everyone laughing. But he just hangs up.

'Just hung up. Rude bastard.' I shook my head, heading back to my hammock.

'Mai shall we put these beans on?' Roman asks me. 'Yeah I'll do it in a minute, one sec.' I rub my eyes, yawning. 'You'll do it, or you said you'd do it six hours ago.' I raise my eyebrows at Roman.

'I'm sorry?' He's laughing so I know he's joking, but I sass him, getting up and flipping him off as I get the beans ready. 'Ahh, first lovers tiff.' Kate tuts and I laugh, shaking my head.

So I grab the beans, 'accidentally' hitting Roman on the head with the first four bags. 'Whoops. Sorry.' I drop the other 5 on his crotch. 'Oops sorry again.' I shrug, watching as he laughs, giving me a hug from behind as I shake my head, everyone laughing at us. 'I'm sorry. I'm sorry.' He apologises.

'Always crawling back eh.' Nadine shakes her head and I laugh, nodding my head at her once.

Then James and Ian come back, with no treats. 'Omg 34%!' 'Yeah. Apparently there's some terrible, terrible, people out there.' James shakes his head.

'Yeah, apparently there is.' I point to Roman, who was helping me with the beans now.

But Andy goes right off on one, all of us trying not to laugh. 'They're taking the piss with these. Who are they asking!?' It looked like his head was gonna explode. 'They're taking the piss!'

The dinner then comes really early, and I read the note out. 'Celebrities, as a result of Maia, Kate and Andy winning 9 stars in today's trial you have_' I drop the note sighing.

'Octopus.'

- BUSH TELEGRAPH -

Maia stares at the camera. Unamused. 'I thought we were past this shit.' She licks her teeth sassily.

'Oh god. Roman.' I laugh, pulling the whole ass octopus out of the bag. 'Jesus.' He nearly gags. 'Boil it?' We ask Myles and he nods.

It turned out brilliant though. I cut it up, and we made it into another rice dish. And it was actually really nice.

'Oi we smashed it again.' I fist bumped Roman, both of us sat on my new bed. 'But start on me again tomorrow I'll kill you dude.' I shake my head and he laughs.

'I heard Caitlyn complaining about it you know.' We were chilling after dinner, my eyes widening. 'Really!?' I whisper, everyone else was just dotted around the camp doing their jobs whereas we were done. 'Yeah but she is used to thinking like that I guess, it's a different culture.' He nods.