I'm A Celebrity 2019!

~ 22 ~

The next morning is murky, just grim and very humid, bit of a bad morning.

It poured all night and my hammock got soaked.

I head for a shower, if I was going home today I wanted to go home smelling at least a little less like the jungle. Roman, Nadine, Kate and I all talking about Caitlyn's plastic surgery.

But it was mainly just Caitlyn telling Kate all the things wrong with her face and Ro and I trying not to laugh.

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'Ahhh good luck everyone.' Andrew says and I inhale sharply, the two geordies appearing. 'Morning!' We greet the boys, terrified of what they were about to say.

'The good news is, none of you are leaving camp today.' We all raise our eyebrows, shocked. 'Oh!' 'The bad news is, the public have been voting for the next Bushtucker trial. This one is called Hell Evator.' 'Oh.' We all tense, deflating again. That didn't last long.

'So in no particular order.'

'Maia.' I smile, worriedly. 'The public have decided... It's not you.' I breathe a sigh of relief. 'Thank god.' I hear Andy on my right laugh a little.

'Myles. It's not you.'

'Caitlyn....' 'Wye-aye.' We all laugh again. 'Hahahah. It's not you.'

'Andy... it's not you.'

'Kate. It's not you.'

'Roman. It's not you.'

'Nadine, it's not you.'

'Andrew. It's not you.'

'James, it might be you.' My eyebrows fly up surprised.

'Jacqueline. It's not you.'

'Which means Ian. It might be you.' We're all a little surprised. 'So. Ian and James. The public have decided, the person they want to see face Hell Evator is.... Ian.' We all hype him up but he's not in a great mood.

'I don't wanna eat. I don't want nothing.' He throws a little strop.

'You got it.' Me and James wave him off as he goes, only the second trial so far that's been a solo one. 'We want happy Ian back pleaseee.' We call. 'Love you Wrighty.' 'Love you.' He calls back, James and I heading back to camp.

He does do well though, and we get him to eat, so alls well and good in the end.

***

The next thing we know, Roman's asking us some more of his usual questions.

Normally it's would you rather but today he mixed it up a bit. 'Okay. How quickly when you first get in a relationship with someone, is it acceptable to tell them that you love them.' I suck in a breath.

'After the first drink.' I joke and he smiles. 'I dunno, only done it once.' I shrug, everyone staring at me in shock. 'How, I still don't understand.' Myles shakes his head at me, baffled. 'Yep. Once. And that was after about 2 months.'

'After they've told you.' Kate grins mischievously. 'I knew with my wife after like 3 weeks.' Ian says and my eyes widen. 'I think, it's just when you know. I didn't say it for a while because I had a guard up. Like I didn't say it first.' I shake my head.