Jay: Yo what's with Methhead Vegeta over here?
L: An old friend of ours.
Light: RYUK? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Connor: We haven't seen you since like 2017!
Ryuk: Secret stuff.
Connor: Ok well then how come everyone can see you now?
Ryuk: Black magic. So how have y'all bee— *sees Lucas* SANTA?! I KNEW HE WAS REAL!!!! Did you get my list? I want apples, apple pie, apple strudel, apple juice, apple cider...also you look a lot like Lucas.
Lucas: It's me Ryuk.
Ryuk: Wait. YOU'RE SANTA CLAUS?! NO WAY!!!! HOW THE HECK DID THAT HAPPEN?!
Lucas: Long story.
Ryuk: What the heck happened while I was gone?
Connor: I left the Task Force and am just visiting right now.
Ryuk: Why'd you leave?
Connor: Had a family.
Ryuk: Ohhhh...so then this little girl is—
Connor: Yep.
Ryuk: Nice. *kneels down to Leia's height* Hi. *grins*
Leia: ...*cowers to Connor*
Ryuk: Heh, I know. I know. I'm scary.
Connor: It's ok Leia. Ryuk's a nice guy.
Ryuk: Hey what's this behind your ear kid? *reveals an apple*
Leia: *giggles and takes the apple*
Connor: What do you say Leia?
Leia: Thank you.
*they walk into the North Pole town*
Lucas: So about seven years ago I accidentally killed Santa Claus and ended up taking his place.
Ryuk: November 24, 2017?
Lucas: ...yeah...
Ryuk: Ran him over on your first night of driving when you got your license?
Lucas: ...yeah...
Ryuk: You were listening and singing along to the theme from The Greatest American Hero?
Lucas: ...yeah...
Ryuk: Ha ha! That was you?! Ha ha ha ha! God I love humans!
Elmira: What the heck is happening?
Light: He's a Shinigami, or God of Death. He knows how and when everyone dies.
Elmira: That's just disturbing.
Ryuk: Just like death itself baby! Ha ha!
Lucas: Well it's great to have ya back Ryuk!
Ryuk: Great to be back Lucas.
Lucas: And now, the moment we've all been waiting for!
*pushes open the doors to the workshop, all the elves look over*
Lucas: Ho Ho Ho motherforkers! Santa Claus& Co. are back in town!
*the elves cheer*
Lucas: Now let's get to work!
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What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix: The 4th Awakens
FanfictionThey're back! After two years and absolutely no demand whatsoever, the task force is back for more crazy adventures. Why? Because it's the only thing I'm good at writing. Things are different this time around, because Connor is gone and now Lucas i...
