*Jay and Silent Bob are working the cocoa bar again. Light is sitting at a table and has flowers*
Jay: Yo that chick of yours still isn't here?
Light: Sigh...yeah I don't know what's taking her so long.
*Jingle walks in*
Jingle: Sorry I'm late.
Light: You were an hour late.
Jingle: And?
Light: ...nothing. I brought you these. *hands her the flowers*
Jingle: Good. *eats the flowers* Alright let's go.
Light: But I thought we were just gonna hang out here.
Jingle: Changed my mind. I want some action.
Light: But--
Jingle: Do you love me?
Light: Yeah.
Jingle: Then you'll do as I say.
Light: ...ok... *they leave*
Jay: Man what the frick is up with that chick? She's totally using him!
Silent Bob: *nods in agreement*
*a few hours later*
*Lucas is in a meeting with the Easter Bunny, Cupid, Jack Skellington, a Leprechaun, Sandman (not the Marvel villain), the Tooth Fairy, and Father Time*
Father Time: Santa, are you sure you want to go through with this?
Lucas: Yeah I'm sure. I've already found someone too.
Father Time: Very well.
*Jay and Silent Bob walk in*
Jay: Yo Daddy Christmas sorry to bother you but--
*They spot the Easter Bunny*
Jay: YOU!
Easter Bunny: Oh no.
Jay: C'mon Big Chungus let's kick his butt!
*They run at him screaming*
Easter Bunny: Guys I told you that wasn't me at the mall either time RAAAAAAA
*they tackle him and start beating him*
Lucas: *facepalms* I got it. *grabs them by their shirts and pulls them off the Bunny* Guys, can't you see I'm busy?! You're lucky I don't put you on the naughty list! Now Ho Ho Go! *Throws them out of the room and slams the door shut* You ok EB?
Easter Bunny: *dizzy* Mommy, my train went swimming in the piano. *passes out*
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