Back in Business

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*the task force is laying around*

Light: I'm BORED! We've done barely anything at all since Christmas 2018 except pop up in those weed guys' store every once in a while.

L: Yes but Light there was last Christmas.

Light: That's not documented though.

Elmira: True.

Lucas: *barges in* GUESS WHAT LOVELIES?! WE'RE DOING ANOTHER SEQUEL!

Everyone: Another?! >Groaaaan<

Lucas: Awwww what's wrong?

Light: What's the point? The last one was supposed to be the end and me and L are the only original members left anyway, plus Elmira and Wonder Woman.

Lucas: Oh don't worry about that! C'mon out guys!

Ryuk: *pops his head in*

Everyone: *gasps*

Ryuk: I'm back bitches!

*He, Near, Mello, Matsuda and Misa run in*

Near: Us too!

Light: YOU GUYS ARE ALIVE?!

*Group hug*

L: And Ryuk, where have you been? I know you came back last Christmas but you disappeared again.

Ryuk: I was out fighting the parallel universe me who wanted to destroy Spider-Man for some reason. 

L: Well I'm glad everyone's back—

*Light's phone buzzes*

Light: YES!!!

Lucas: What is it?

Light: I listed the Death Note on eBay and got a buyer!

Lucas: Why would you sell it?

Light: Well these books have barely anything to do with Death Note now except character names so I figured I might as well get rid of it.

Ryuk: Light I wouldn't recommend it.

Light: C'mon! It'll be fine!

Ryuk: I have to tell you something.

Light: Hold on. *Ships the Death Note in the mail* Now what is it?

Ryuk: Light, there's a new rule in the Death Note that if someone sells the Death Note, they and the buyer will die.

Light: !!!!

Ryuk: ...and it's kinda my fault.

Light: We'll talk later. DEAAAAAUGHHH!!!! *dies*

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