*Light is grumpily painting toy trains. Ryuk is behind him. Only Light can see him right now, because Ryuk now has the power to control who sees him*
Ryuk: Whatsa matter Light?
Light: I don't wanna talk right now.
Ryuk: Aw c'mon Grumpy pants! How's your quest to be God of the New World coming along?
Light: I gave up a while ago. But the Death Note is still mine.
Ryuk: Oh...ok. *sad face* Well why you so grumpy?
Light: Just leave me alone ok?
Ryuk: Ok fine. *literally zips his mouth closed*
*Jingle, a goth girl elf who Light made friends with earlier, walks up to him*
Jingle: What's wrong cranky pants?
Light: *without looking up* Oh, just hate Christmas is all.
Jingle: *sits on the table* Yeah I agree screw this holiday.
Light: *looks up* Wait. You're a Christmas elf who hates Christmas?
Elf: Yep. Just a load of stress. *lights a cigarette* And as an elf I spend the whole forking year getting everything ready for Christmas, and then what is it on December 26th? Time to start getting ready for next Christmas.
Light: ...Yeah that sounds stressful.
Elf: Yep. *puffs on her cigarette* So why do you hate Christmas Light?
Light: Ever since one of our members turned into Santa Claus I've had to spend every late November to December for the last seven years working my ace off on a bunch of hunks of crap for free, with him all of a sudden becoming my boss and him acting like he's king of the world.
Ryuk: To be fair, he kinda is king of the world since he's Santa Claus.
Jingle: Well I know what'd make you feel better. You wanna get outta here?
Light: Can't. Gotta paint these stupid trains.
Jingle: C'mon, let's go play hooky.
Light: Ok then what were you thinking? Cocoa shoppe?
Jingle: No.
Light: ...cocoa bar?
Jingle: No.
Light: ...skating rink?
Jingle: No.
Light: Then what?
Jingle: ...*grins*
Ryuk: Heh heh heh. I like where this is going.
Light: What could you possibly mea—oh.
Jingle: *grins*
Light: OH. Wait you don't mean—
Jingle: *nods and grins* Wanna be a little naughty?
Light: No. No I only just met you earlier—
Jingle: C'mon, it'll be fun.
Ryuk: I say go for it. You only live once.
Light: Well uh...what uh...what did you have in mind?
Jingle: Follow me. *drags him out of the workshop*
Ryuk: Heh heh heh. God I love humans and elves.
Light: *gestures for him to shoo*
Ryuk: Awww but I wanna watch...
Light: *glares at him*
Ryuk: Fine. Later. *leaves*
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