And now over to Warner Bros...

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*Lucas and Connor are heading over to Warner Bros, Connor recently became CEO of that now too*

Connor: Alright, I got a meeting with Zack Snyder we're talking about his potential future with DC.

Lucas: Good luck with that.

Connor: Tha—uh...Cruella what are you doing?

*Cruella De Vil is in goth makeup and is getting into a cab*

Cruella: Ah, Connor darling, you watch Jimmy Fallon don't you?

Connor: Yeah.

Cruella: Well I'm a guest on his show tonight.

Connor: Ah nice! But uh...what's with the gun?

Cruella: ...*slowly tucks it away* Don't you worry about it sweetheart *scritches his chin, he slowly lowers her hand from him*

Connor: You don't need another meeting with HR do you?

Cruella: Of course not deary! Now I must be off! I used to think my life was a tragedy but now I realize it's a comedy! Ta-ta! *She gets in the cab and it drives off*

Connor: ...sigh...she's been like this ever since her movie was unveiled.

*they get into a limo and drive off*

And so...

*Connor is at his desk at Warner Bros. Lucas is standing next to him, in a suit and sunglasses*

Connor: Wow I'm so excited!!!! *squeals*

Secretary: *from outside his office* Sir, there's a Mr. Snyder here to see ya!

Connor: Send him in, Jean!

*Zack Snyder walks in*

Connor: Ah, Zack! Wonderful of you to come by! *shakes his hand* Love what you've been doing with DC!

Zack: I've been trying, sir.

Connor: So, I understand your original cut of Justice League is coming to HBOmax!

Zack: Yes sir.

Connor: Actually that's why I called you here. Uh, so we're pushing the release date back a few months.

Zack: *confused* What? Why--oh no. You're not commissioning reshoots again are you?

Connor: Huh?

Zack: I suppose you're gonna get the Russos this time since Joss Whedon turned out to be a pig.

Connor: Uh Zack...

Zack: *slowly going crazy* They're gonna rewrite it and reshoot the whole thing aren't they? They're gonna make it an hour and a half.

Connor: Zack...

Zack: It's gonna be all fun and goofy cool now! And have no connection to the other movies at all! It's gonna be jokes galore!

Connor: Zack...

*Zack, who's delirious now, grabs Connor by his his jacket with both hands and screams into his face panicked*

Lucas: *eating popcorn* Wow. This is better than Suicide Squad.

Zack: DON'T LET THEM MAKE CYBORG SAY BOO-YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Connor: Zack! Calm down buddy! We're not doing reshoots!

Zack: ...you're not?

Connor: No! Something better! We just wanna move it to June so it can get a big summer theatrical release alongside HBOmax!

Zack: ...theatrical release?

Connor: Yes.

Zack: On the big screen?

Connor: Yeah!

Zack: In IMAX?

Connor: Do you want it in IMAX?

Zack: 👉👈 Mayyyyybe.

Connor: It's done then!

Zack: Ooooo yay!!!!  Thank you thank you thank you! *gives him a giant hug*

Connor: Eeeep! *wheezing* Can't breathe!

Zack: ...sorry. Well, I better get back to work, Army of the Dead isn't gonna make itself. *leaves*

Connor: *pulls out a hankerchief and wipes his forehead* Sweet Jesus.

Lucas: You alright?

Connor: Yeah yeah....

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