*Lucas and Connor are heading over to Warner Bros, Connor recently became CEO of that now too*
Connor: Alright, I got a meeting with Zack Snyder we're talking about his potential future with DC.
Lucas: Good luck with that.
Connor: Tha—uh...Cruella what are you doing?
*Cruella De Vil is in goth makeup and is getting into a cab*
Cruella: Ah, Connor darling, you watch Jimmy Fallon don't you?
Connor: Yeah.
Cruella: Well I'm a guest on his show tonight.
Connor: Ah nice! But uh...what's with the gun?
Cruella: ...*slowly tucks it away* Don't you worry about it sweetheart *scritches his chin, he slowly lowers her hand from him*
Connor: You don't need another meeting with HR do you?
Cruella: Of course not deary! Now I must be off! I used to think my life was a tragedy but now I realize it's a comedy! Ta-ta! *She gets in the cab and it drives off*
Connor: ...sigh...she's been like this ever since her movie was unveiled.
*they get into a limo and drive off*
And so...
*Connor is at his desk at Warner Bros. Lucas is standing next to him, in a suit and sunglasses*
Connor: Wow I'm so excited!!!! *squeals*
Secretary: *from outside his office* Sir, there's a Mr. Snyder here to see ya!
Connor: Send him in, Jean!
*Zack Snyder walks in*
Connor: Ah, Zack! Wonderful of you to come by! *shakes his hand* Love what you've been doing with DC!
Zack: I've been trying, sir.
Connor: So, I understand your original cut of Justice League is coming to HBOmax!
Zack: Yes sir.
Connor: Actually that's why I called you here. Uh, so we're pushing the release date back a few months.
Zack: *confused* What? Why--oh no. You're not commissioning reshoots again are you?
Connor: Huh?
Zack: I suppose you're gonna get the Russos this time since Joss Whedon turned out to be a pig.
Connor: Uh Zack...
Zack: *slowly going crazy* They're gonna rewrite it and reshoot the whole thing aren't they? They're gonna make it an hour and a half.
Connor: Zack...
Zack: It's gonna be all fun and goofy cool now! And have no connection to the other movies at all! It's gonna be jokes galore!
Connor: Zack...
*Zack, who's delirious now, grabs Connor by his his jacket with both hands and screams into his face panicked*
Lucas: *eating popcorn* Wow. This is better than Suicide Squad.
Zack: DON'T LET THEM MAKE CYBORG SAY BOO-YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Connor: Zack! Calm down buddy! We're not doing reshoots!
Zack: ...you're not?
Connor: No! Something better! We just wanna move it to June so it can get a big summer theatrical release alongside HBOmax!
Zack: ...theatrical release?
Connor: Yes.
Zack: On the big screen?
Connor: Yeah!
Zack: In IMAX?
Connor: Do you want it in IMAX?
Zack: 👉👈 Mayyyyybe.
Connor: It's done then!
Zack: Ooooo yay!!!! Thank you thank you thank you! *gives him a giant hug*
Connor: Eeeep! *wheezing* Can't breathe!
Zack: ...sorry. Well, I better get back to work, Army of the Dead isn't gonna make itself. *leaves*
Connor: *pulls out a hankerchief and wipes his forehead* Sweet Jesus.
Lucas: You alright?
Connor: Yeah yeah....
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