*Connor walks into his office and locks the door*
Connor: Sigh...thiscantbehappeningimstillnewtothisandnowstarwarshasbeenstolenatleastheyrelookingforit.
Connor: ...*takes a deep breath* Well i'll just calm down like Steve Carell did in Space Force.
Connor: *takes another deep breath and starts to mumble sing*
Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go, Jamaica...
Connor:
Off the Florida Keys, there's a place called Kokomo
That's where you want to go to get away from it all
Connor: *gets a little louder*
Bodies in the sand, tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in Kokomo
Connor: *sings at normal speed and starts dancing*
Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you to
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go
oh I want to take you down to
Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow
That's where we want to go, way down in Kokomo
Lucas: Nice moves.
Connor: AAAAAAA!!! *slips over*
Lucas: *is covered in mud, blood, and crud* Been watching too much Space Force.
Connor: Shut up I've only seen two episodes. Did you find the Unaltereds?
Lucas: Yep. Hell of a time getting them too. *hands him three golden film reels*
Connor: Thank you.
Lucas: ...anyway we gotta go. We'd love to stay but this arc's been going on too long. We'll check back in a month or so.
Connor: Yeah things aren't really gonna start getting cooking over here till then anyway. Thanks for all your help and everything.
Lucas: Yeah...*starts to walk out the door, but collapses*
Connor: Awwww he's all tuckered out. *pats him on the shoulder*
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FanficThey're back! After two years and absolutely no demand whatsoever, the task force is back for more crazy adventures. Why? Because it's the only thing I'm good at writing. Things are different this time around, because Connor is gone and now Lucas i...
