Ryuk: Hey I got a question...where's Connor?
Near: Yeah where is he? And Rey and their daughter?
Lucas: They moved out a couple years ago.
Ryuk, Near, Mello and Matsuda: WHAAAAAAAAAATTT???!!!
Matsuda: Well then who's been running the place?
Lucas: MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ryuk: Oh dear...
Lucas: Shaddup. Actually apparently Connor's become the CEO of Disney.
Light: Is that why the company's gone to shit in the last couple years?
Lucas: SHUT UP KIRA! *stabs Light with a screwdriver*
Light: Hey Connor does that!
Lucas: Well now I do.
Matsuda: Wait, if Connor's been running Disney, then does that explain why there's a King of the Hill ride at Disney World? Or a special version of the Simpsons that's trimmed down for kids?
Lucas: ...yes, he's been making some...odd choices...
Ryuk: Or the Pigs in Space ride?
Lucas: Yes.
Near: The live action Mickey Mouse movie?
Lucas: Look he's trying his best alright? Give him some credi--
Ryuk: Figment the dragon as a summon in Kingdom Hearts?
Lucas: Ok that one was me. Look, I know that he's been making some odd choices but he's trying his best alright. He's actually told me about some of his future plans and they're great!
Ryuk: Are you allowed to tell us?
Lucas: Yes.
L: Will you?
Lucas: No.
Everyone: Awwww....
Lucas: He can tell you himself! Surprise! We're going to Walt Disney Studios and he's gonna show us around and how he does his job!
Light: ANOTHER long ass road trip arc already?! This book's only just started!
Lucas: Yep!
L: When are we going?
Lucas: Tomorrow.
L: Well alright then! Let's get packing!
*everyone scatters to start packing*
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What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix: The 4th Awakens
FanficThey're back! After two years and absolutely no demand whatsoever, the task force is back for more crazy adventures. Why? Because it's the only thing I'm good at writing. Things are different this time around, because Connor is gone and now Lucas i...
