*Connor, Lucas and Leia are at Magic Kingdom still*
Connor: Well I suppose you're gonna want to see what we did to the Enchanted Tiki Room.
*Leia gasps in excitement*
Connor: You're excited huh?
*Leia nods*
Lucas: The Tiki Room? You mean where Riddler and Riddlette stole the Tiki Goddess animatronic from? And she subsequently had to be written out? Leaving a rather boring ending to the show?
Connor: Yes that.
Lucas: Did you make a new animatronic?
Connor: Nah, we did something better.
Lucas: ...You didn't add Iago and Zazu back to it did you?
Connor: Oh come on that was a great edition! But nah. Even better.
Lucas: What?
Connor: C'mon. We'll show you.
*They walk the path leading into the Enchanted Tiki Room*
Connor: I hope you're hungry.
Lucas: ...what does that have to anythi--SWEET MOTHER OF MICKEY *goes wide eyed*.
*The Tiki Room has been turned into a restaurant. It's still very recognizable it's just the different format*
Lucas: *still wide-eyed, looks over at Connor*
Connor: *grins* Pretty cool huh?
Lucas: ...I...
Connor: And lemme just tell you, the Mahi Mahi is to die for.
Lucas: ...this should be interesting.
And so...
*everyone got food, it's authentic Hawaiian dishes*
Lucas: This is so cool! But what made you decide to turn such a classic Disney attraction into a restaurant?
Connor: Well Lucas, as you mentioned earlier, the Tiki Goddess animatronic got stolen and rather than make a new one she was just written out of the story of the Enchanted Tiki Room. Mickey and I did consider making a new one, but then we figured this was the perfect opportunity to give the show a much needed face lift, while still making it feel exactly like the original classic attraction created in 1963! So, we changed nothing at all except for making it a restaurant that offers authentic Hawaiian cuisine! And, Leia helped with the kids menu.
Leia: Uh huh!
Connor: Can't go wrong with Mac and Cheese and Hawaiian pizza right?
Leia: Pineapple on pizza is AWESOME!
Connor: It sure is sweetie! *checks his watch* Oooh! The show's about to start!
Lucas: The show?
Connor: Yep! Every hour on the hour, the animatronic birds sing the classic Tiki Room song! And they're about to start!
*The animatronic birds hanging from the ceiling come to life and start to sing*
Connor: José's about to start it!
José bird: (spoken) Olé! Olé! It's showtime!
Chorus: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
José: All the birds sing words
Michael: And the flowers croon
Chorus: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
José: Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people, you!
If we weren't in the show starting right away, we'd be in the audience too!
Chorus: Altogether!
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
José: All the birds sing words
Michael: And the flowers croon
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
Michael: (spoken) I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo!
José: (spoken) Sí, so low, we can't hear you!
Pierre: (spoken) My voice may not be so marvelous, but my profile is out of this world.
Fritz: (spoken) Ja wohl, but the trouble is, it's not far enough out of this world! Isn't that right, Herr Schmidt? Oh ho, I see! Schmidt has no hair!
José: (spoken) Mi amigos, stop the clucking. You sound like a bunch of old hens. There's a lot of birds waiting to go on. For instance -
Michael: The boys in the back are called macaws...
José: (spoken) Because of their claws?
Michael: (spoken) No, because they're macaws!
And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan and two-cans sound better than one toucan can!
(toucan squawks)
José: The bird of paradise is an elegant bird - it likes to be seen and it loves to be heard!
Most little birdies will fly away, but the Tiki Room birds are here every day!
Chorus: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
José: All the birds sing words
Michael: And the flowers croon
Chorus: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
Michael: Our show is delightful, we hope you'll agree. We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee
Because if we don't make you feel like that, we're gonna wind up on a lady's hat!
Chorus: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
José: All birds the sing words
Michael: And the flowers croon
Chorus: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
José: Our magnificent production is yet to come, so strum the guitar and beat the drum!
We've been a hit, and we know you adore us, so come on and join us in another chorus!
Chorus: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
Michael: (spoken) A little softer!
Chorus: (softer) All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
Michael: (spoken) A little louder!
Chorus: (louder) In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki tiki room!
*everyone claps*
Lucas: Wooo! Freakin' classic!
And so
*Connor, Lucas and Leia walk more through the park*
Connor: So? How'd you like the brand new Enchanted Tiki Room?
Lucas: Very clever way of solving a problem! Especially since Walt Disney originally envisioned the Tiki Room as a restaurant.
Connor: We considered that when making the decision too!
Ryuk: Hey.
Connor: Ryuk what's up?
Ryuk: I just thought I should let you know *whispers in his ear*
Connor: !!!! Guys we gotta get back to LA.
*they head out. On the way they pass Donald, still staring at the Magic Eye poster*
Ryuk: *stops and looks at it* Heh heh heh, it's Steamboat Willie.
Donald: WAAAAAAK!
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