*Moose Jaws is chasing Ash, Connor, Light, L, Jay and Silent Bob down the mountain*
Everyone: AAAAAA!!!!
Ash: I got it! *aims the boomstick and shoots, it does nothing* Uh oh.
*Moose Jaws picks up speed*
Light: If anyone feels like suddenly having an epiphany, now would be a great time!
*they fall over a low cliff, Moose Jaws jumps down too*
*they're standing in the snow, Moose Jaws looks angry*
Connor: What do we do now?
Ash: Well, looks like Rudolph's nose isn't gonna be the only thing that's red! *revs up chainsaw*
Light: Rudolph is a reindeer not a moose!
Ash: Don't care! *runs at Moose Jaws*
Ash: Take this you fat tub of Canadian—
*Moose Jaws headbutts Ash, who goes flying*
Ash: *flying through the air* YAAAAAAAAAAAAA—*crashes into a snowbank*
*Connor and Light run to him*
Connor: You ok Ash?
Ash: *dizzy* Mommy, my train went swimming in the piano.
Light: *smacks Ash to wake him up*
Ash: Poopie trim!
*Moose Jaws is chasing Silent Bob in a circle*
Jay: Looks like he wants Silent Bob as an appetizer again!...to be fair he IS looking like a snack though he's more of a four course meal—
Connor: Jay!
Jay: ...
Connor: The fork is wrong with you?
*Moose Jaws scoops Silent Bob with his mouth*
Everyone: No!
Jay: Not again!
*but Silent Bob lifts Moose Jaws's jaws open*
Jay: Ha ha! Tubby's not having it this time!
*Silent Bob jumps out and spins mid air, his Iron Bob armor flies on*
Jay: Oh that Moose is screwed now!
Iron Bob: *shoots a rocket missile at Moose Jaws, it doesn't do a ton of damage but it does some*
Ash: Let me get in on this! *revs up chainsaw and joins Iron Bob*
Iron Bob: *shoots repulsor ray at Moose Jaws*
Ash: *shoots Moose Jaws in the leg, it does some damage*
*Moose Jaws knocks Iron Bob aside, Ash swings at Moose Jaws and misses*
Iron Bob: *shoots two more missiles at Moose Jaws, dealing some damage*
Ash: Open wide! *shoots it in the mouth, it's dead*
Everyone: *cheers*
*back at the workshop*
Ash: Well I'm really glad I now know that Santa and the North Pole exists!
Connor: Enjoy it while you can.
*Connor and Lucas put on sunglasses*
Ash: Huh? Whadaya mean?
*they neuralize him*
Connor: You did in fact save us from a giant moose. Thanks again. You've been in Canada this whole time and you're heading home to do whatever it is you do. Hopefully your adventures will be chronicled soon...
Ash: *in a daze, leaves the North Pole. When he's out, he won't remember that he was at the North Pole*
Lucas: Now let's get back to work we're way behind schedule!
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What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix: The 4th Awakens
FanfictionThey're back! After two years and absolutely no demand whatsoever, the task force is back for more crazy adventures. Why? Because it's the only thing I'm good at writing. Things are different this time around, because Connor is gone and now Lucas i...
