Rey: No!
Connor: Aw c'mon!
Rey: We're not adopting Baby Yoda! You already have two children and one of them was just born!
Connor: But—
Rey: No.
Connor: Awww...
Light: *checking Jack in the Boxes* Sigh...that's the third time today he's begged Rey...
*Jingle sits on the table*
Jingle: C'mon let's go. I'm bored.
Light: I'm busy right now. I need to do this.
Jingle: If you really loved me you would do what I want.
Light: ...
Jingle: You love me don't you?
Light: ...yeah...
Jingle: Then c'mon.
Light: Sigh...ok.
*As they get up, Light looks over and sees Lucas watching him in the distance. They make eye contact for a few seconds and then they leave*
Lucas: Hmmm...
*Elmira and Holly are out for a walk, Elmira has Chris in a stroller*
Elmira: So Holly, how's business at the Stash been?
Holly: It's been good. We started—
*a roar is heard*
Elmira: What was that?
Holly: That sounded like–
*a man with a chainsaw for an arm runs through the village screaming and covered in blood*
Holly: Ash?!
Ash: DEMON MOOSE!!!!
Holly: Didn't we kill that thing last year?
Ash: RUN—OH HOLLY THANK GOD! WHERE ARE JAY AND SILENT BOB?!
Elmira and Holly: ...oh boy.
*Jay and Silent Bob run out of the cocoa bar*
Jay: Someone call our name—Ash?
Ash: I need your help. There's some crazy shirts going on!
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What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix: The 4th Awakens
FanfictionThey're back! After two years and absolutely no demand whatsoever, the task force is back for more crazy adventures. Why? Because it's the only thing I'm good at writing. Things are different this time around, because Connor is gone and now Lucas i...