*Rey and Elmira are in a lounge at the workshop. There's a blanket spread out with baby toys on it, Tony and Chris are playing, and Rey and Elmira are laying on the floor by them*
Rey: Have you noticed that Light's been acting different lately?
Elmira: I'll tell you exactly why. It's that Jingle he's with.
Rey: I've met her. Do NOT like her. I told Leia I don't want her around Light when Jingle is with him.
Elmira: Yeah I—
Voice from outside: MUTHAFUCKA!
*they run out, Samuel L Jackson is outside*
Lucas: How the—
Sam Jackson: Man where the fuck am I?! It's colder than a bitch out here muthafucka!
Lucas: You're at the North Pole. And how are you swearing we have a magic spell out over here.
Sam Jackson: Muthafucka I am Samuel L Muthafuckin Jackson! I'm immune to that shit!
Sam Jackson: Wait a minute muthafucka...That mean you're Santa Claus?
Lucas: *nods*
Sam Jackson: *smiles* Muthafucka I knew you were real! You have no idea how happy I am right now! I'm on the nice list right?
Lucas: ...well...
Sam Jackson: Muthafucka I said...*pulls out gun* I'm on the nice list right?
Lucas: *sweating* Of course! Of course you're on the nice list! You were before you pulled the gun on me!
Sam Jackson: Oh this? Naw naw that wasn't for you Muthafucka. I'm on a mission.
Connor: What is it?
Sam Jackson: I'm hunting two fugitives named Tekashi69 and Bill Cosby. They haven't been seen in weeks. Those muthafuckas were last spotted in Hawaii.
Connor: That's a long ways from here.
Sam Jackson: Damn right it is! Guess I better be on my muthafuckin' way! And don't worry, your secret about the North Pole being real is safe with me!
*everyone puts on sunglasses*
Connor and Lucas: *pulling out neuralizers* We know. *neuralizes him*
Sam Jackson: Muthafucka you think shit works on me? I am Sam Muthafuckin Jackson! *walks off*
Everyone: ...
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What Happens When Fanboys and Death Note Mix: The 4th Awakens
FanficThey're back! After two years and absolutely no demand whatsoever, the task force is back for more crazy adventures. Why? Because it's the only thing I'm good at writing. Things are different this time around, because Connor is gone and now Lucas i...
