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"RISE AND SHINE TWITCHY!"

I yoiNK the blankets off, exposing a dead asleep Toby. I violently shart shaking him which caused him to groan and shove me away.

"What the FUCK? What time is it?"

He hoarsely spoke while propping his elbows up on the bed. I purse my lips,

"5 AM"

"DUDE--"

Toby grunted angrily and threw the pillow next to him at me. I shifted to the side, dodging it, and heard it flop on the shit stained floor. I shrugged while watching Toby disappear under the blankets. My eyebrows furrowed,

"Toooooby I thought we were supposed to wake up early!"

"NOT THAT EARLY ITS FUCKING 5AM. WAKE ME UP WHEN IT HITS 6:30 NOW GO AWAY!!"

Toby yelled as he drifted off to sleepytown. I groaned in annoyance and looked around the room, trying to find something to entertain myself with. My eyes shifted to the curtained windows and saw a bit of orangeish sunlight poke thru. Which means the sun's barely coming up smh. I decided to walk back over to the bed and lay down next to Toby on my pillowless spot. I stare at the ceiling while tuning into the brunettes snoring right next to me. My head shifts and I stare at the clump of moving blankets next to me before I exhALED THRU my nose and decided o roll outta bed. I got up and exited the room.

"I wonder if these bitches have a vending machine"

I muttered while striding thru the hallways. A certain noise caught my attention and stopped me in my tracks. I listen intently then tip toed to a room not far from me. I furrowed my eyebrows, putting my ear against the door. I managed to pick up muffled moans and the creaking of the bed. I blinked, then grinned. Awh shit, its go time baby! I haven't got any action since I got fuckiNG KIDDNAPPED!!

I looked to the camera,

You think they'll let me in for a threesome?

I didn't move from my crouching position and listened in to the noises and conversation. All my ears could pick up was a chick moaning way too dramatically may I add. What the fuck is this a pornhub video? THIS ISNT A BEACH ITS A BATHTUB

my incoherent thOTS were then interrupted by a idiotically familiar voice,

"You like that? You like that, slut? Beg for it, come on you whore--"

Yo wtf why do I know that voice? I feel like I heard it somewhere, but where? A porno? Why am I trying so hard to rememb--WAIT THESE FUCKERS ARE HAVING SEX AT 5 IN THE MORNING WHAT IN THE HELL

"Oooh..please! Jeff!"

I gasp while both of my hands land on my cheeks, "no way" I muttered in disbelief. I retracted by head back so fucking fast I think I gave myself whiplash. OhSHIT OH FUCK HOW DID THEY FIND UP HOW-- Cue my two personified subconsciousness:

me 1: well you guys didn't go THAT far from where u ran away from

me 2: yeAH YOU DUMB FUCKS THIS IS LIKE THE ONLY FUCKING MOTEL WITHIN THE 5 MILE RADIUS

I got up and sped walked back to the direction of my room. I shook my head, "Hey wait you guys are new, who are you and how did you get in my head?"

me 1: dude we were always here wtf u mean

me 2: is that what ur worried bout right now? your kidnappers found u and are tailing your ass!

"oh hey so were like buddies now! If you guys aren't going away might as well gave you a name."

I slowed down, completely forgetting my objection.

me 1: oh my god you're a fucking dumbass

me 2: WTH Y ARE YOU SLOWING DOWN HURRY UP GO WARN TOBY

"Hmm...the loud one can be Fredrick--"

Fredrick(?): NO FUCK YOU--

me 1: no no, proceed

"fineeee what about...Juan?"

Juan(?): ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING EMNOENONZ

me 1: he does sound like a Juan

"right and the other one can be Francis!"

Francis: WAIT NO

Juan: HSHAHAHAHAHHA

My stomach then growled and I cussed and turned to a random corner in hopes of finding a vending machine. I miraculously did, but it dawned on me that I had no fucking money. I groaned and clutched the sides of my head in frustration. I then slid down the wall next to the machine and sighed.

"Man, I'm definitely not gods favorite"

Francis: you know we could help you

me: oh, worm?

Juan: u dumbass who do u think helped u make that rainbow dash appear?

me: WOAH THAT WAS YOU GUYS HOLY SHIT

Juan; YEAH THATS BOTH OF OUR ENGERYS COMBINED AND BEING WASTED BY YOU

Francis: he's just petty cos everytime u use our power it always comes out as something stupid. I think its pretty amusing lol

me: woah man, that's like crazy

Juan: WELL OUR ENERGY ACTIVATES WHENEVER WE GET SIGNALLED YOUR UNDER DISTRESS

Francis: yeah basically when ur in a rut we get powered up and whatever ur idiot brain thinks of is the form of which one of us will come out in.

me: wait u mean to tell me...peppa and rainbow dash...WAS ONE OF U GUYS HAHSHDGDH wait so r u like CELESTIAL BEINGS WAIGT WHY R U IN MY HEAD

Juan:....

Francis: lmao those 2 times were Juan

Juan: NO ITWASNT IIDAJNFHCN

Francis: one of us come out depending on the situation, the stronger one is Juan and so he comes out mostly cos damn Y/n are u a magnet for danger

me: eh I get that a lot

Juan: ANYWAYS ur about to die of starvation so we bout to pop out in a bit

I sit up and shut my eyes, BRAIN DON'T THINK OF ANYTHING STUPID DONT THINK OF ANYTHING STUPID DONT--

"ahem.."

I open my eyes and see...Mickey mouse...

"are u fucking kidding me y/n"

"...Francis?"

"ye--Yup that's me!"

I cock and eyebrow once I saw Mickey(?) smiling before it was quickly replaced by a disgusted frown.

"sorry sometimes characteristics from the object/person we take the form of comes out...anyways, lets get this over with"

I back away when Mickey pulled out a Glock, bro wait wtf--

"Oh boy, time to fuck up this vending machine!"