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Kageyama; Haikyuu!!

Chocolate Milk

Pairing: Kageyama x Reader

Pronouns: implied male reader (kind of?) but no use of pronouns for reader

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Warnings: established relationship, play fighting, yelling, cursing

Description:

you just wanted Kageyama to drink chocolate milk..

Note: literal crack fic- also i hc that kage absolutely hates chocolate milk

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Kageyama was one stubborn bitch, and he'll admit it too.

"Drink it bastard"

"No."

"I saID DRINK IT COME ON"

"AND I SAID NO SO GET OFF ME"

You had Kageyama pinned down, aggressively trying to make him take at least one drop of the chocolate flavoured milk

But he refused

"ITS MILK YOU IDIOT, YOU LOVE MILK"

"NOT CHOCOLATE FLAVOURED I WILL DECK YOU LET ME GO"

"ITS BASICALLY THE SAME THING"

At this point the milk was on the floor, spilled all over the carpet

But you both didnt notice that, Kageyama just kept resisting and at one point you had him in a headlock

"IDIOT YOU BETTER LET GO OF ME SOON OR ELSE"

"YOU SAID SOON NOT WHEN"

"NOW."

"NO"

Both of you are basically wwe wrestling on the floor now. Rolling around the whole living room, not even caring that your neighbours can hear you.

"I GOT YOU THIS MILK WITH ALL THE LOVE IN MY HEART"

"YEAH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT-", kageyama yells and for a second you both stop wrestling for a second

You look at him, quirking a brow waiting for his answer

"I dont want it" he says and purses his lips actling like he spit in your face