Roman Sanders One-shots

Romance Monsters (Part 4)

Roman raised his hands as if to shield himself. Insomnia looked like he was ready to throw hands. 

"Why are you covered in scales? Wait, no, why are you a giant lizard?"

Insomnia grabbed Virgil's arm. "Step back from the distressed dragon!"

"Wha-"

Insomnia tugged him backwards. Virgil stumbled slightly.

"Sit down and we'll explain."

So, reluctantly, Virgil did. 

"Whenever Roman is jealous or has any negative views on ya know, love, it manifests into something negative. Usually a dragon or something."  Insomnia said, fiddling with the star emblem on his choker.

"So what is he jealous about?"

Roman kicked the floor bitterly. "I was jealous, but it wouldn't stop once I got over it!"

Insomnia shot him a sympathetic look.

Roman started picking at his scaled hands. Insomnia made almost a strangled noise and forced Roman's hands into his lap.

"Do not pick at your scales, you could hurt yourself!"

Virgil massaged his temples. 

Roman's clawed nails dug into the sides of his chair. 

"So, hypothetically, something good needs to happen to get him from being a dragon?"

"Yes, Mr Anxy-pansy."

"Insomnia!" Roman chided, and Insomnia smiled sheepishly.

Virgil gave an awkwardly smile and said clumsily, "Well, we could all work it out together I guess?"

"Yeah I guess so."

"The sexual tension here is immense." Insomnia commented, causing Roman to make a clearly audible gasp and Virgil glared at him.

"Oop, didn't mean to say that aloud."

Roman sighed, burying his face in his hands. At least he knew they could try to help him.

Ew. That felt too sweet, I can taste it in my mouth. But I'm ending it here for obvious reasons.

Ily! And thanks for the requests! Now I actually have stuff to write about.