The boys took Heather and I out for a movie. Heather practically begged me to ignore the fact they swapped their diet cokes out for alcohol which almost sent me packing. After the movie, as expected, they lost it and took us to a cow pasture. Me and Heather happened to be standing right in the way of the mud the tipped cow would fling on us once the two boys pushed it over. They laughed as I pulled out my two hankies, handing one to her. The boys descended on us as we wiped mud and cow shit off our faces and clothes. Kurt came at me, but I pushed him away.
"when I get that feeling...I need sexual healing" he slurred at me, attempting to drag me down.
"get a hore" I growled at him as I climbed through the fence. I leaned against a tree and finished wiping the shit stuck on my neck.
"what is this?" I looked up at JD, cigarette smoke came out of his nose. I breathed a sigh of relief.
"a favour for Heather, one with a foreseen outcome" I said. I climbed up part of the steep hill between us. He reached out his hand and I took it. He helped me up the rest of the hill.
"Another Heather. Seven school, seven states. Only difference is my locker combo and you" I gave him a look but I couldn't help but smile when he said I was another difference, meaning I was probably one of the few lucky to catch his eye. "Sorry. Just...feeling a little superior tonight. What do you say we grab some slushies and play some mini golf? Rudy's is open till twelve" he offers. I smile.
"the slushies sound great. But I think I have a better idea than mini golf."
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Heathers (parody)
Teen FictionJane has been friends with the Heather's since Elementary. she's watched as they became 'the Heather's' that ruled the school and as they initiated Veronica Sawyer into their group in high school. but she never cared enough to stop them. it wasn't t...
