Kurt and Ram arrive at the clearing a few minutes after 5. "hey boys" I say. they hesitate at the edge of the clearing.
"so, do we just whip it out?" Ram asks.
"not just yet. You'll notice two circles on the ground, I want one of you to stand in each, then strip" I say. the boys look at each other and smile excitedly. They don't wait and start removing their clothes before even reaching the circles.
"what now?" Kurt asks. I smile at him and start unbuttoning my shirt.
"close your eyes" I tease. They both do as I say. I button back up my shirt.
"okay. One, two"
"three" JD says as he steps out from behind the tree. He shoots Ram but misses Kurt. "stay here, I'll get him" he says. I nod as he runs after Kurt. I quickly grab the gift bag and approach Rams body.
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Heathers (parody)
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